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Foods that creep you out/you distrust
i don't trust mayonnaise. it's such an important part of a sandwich, but there's just something weird about it. it doesn't help that the sound of a knife going into a jar of mayo sounds a lot like a penis going into a vagina.
and when milk is past its expiration but it smells and looks and tastes fine. i feel like the milk is tricking me somehow.