Suarez charged with racism? No! Racism doesn't exist, according to Blatter.
Ferdinand and Bothroyd kick up a twitter fuss, Graham Taylor (i think) calls for Blatter's head.
Capello reckons he has found a new England team. Its been waiting there for a while, 'mate'.
Liverpool - Chelsea on Saturday (i think). Anyone putting a cheeky bet on?
Lets all have a lovely time talking about footy, yeah?