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What are you doing?
I've taken another day off work due to feeling sick, dizzy and not being able to breathe.
doing hedgehog crafts today...colouring in, handprint pictures, maybe cakes
however then no one else but me would be able to eat it :(
Send some battenberg to me.
but my germs will still be in it
Actually, the place I'm staying next week has a, and I quote, gorgeous Victoria sponge cake on arrival. Win.
You should clarify.
no hedgehoh crafts, though, and probably no cakes either. more's the pity.
might be able to get four jobs off of my desk and in the lap of someone else. which is nice.
local band gig tonight.
which may sound great, 'cos obviously I can't really do any work. But what it really means is that I'll have to do all of today's work in half the time later this afternoon. A-fucking-1.
We always get a load of people hassling us as well which makes it worse.
but I like it.
sweet child o mine
There's a video message from metallica on there as well. Cracking stuff.
It's pretty funny/horrific.
i enjoyed that
Good old drugs.
Saw the damned last night, the keyboardist was hilarious. The guitarist was cringey. Still, free as the promotions guy at Rock City wants to pork my friend. Drank way too much for way too long though and my joints hurt. I just want to play skyrim and eat cherry bakewells :'(
(at my work). (also probably at hip's work, but not so much. Bring me a dog, people, now.)
Because they might eat you when you are dead, for survival.
Somebody has been reading too much Bridget Jones, silly HYG.
Players jus' be doin' what players do.
I just don't like the idea that they also want to eat you when you're alive. Which they do.
I'm just not really an animal fan, I've said it before, I don't see why it's a big deal.
you souless bastard ;)
Got some juicy scandal about the 'best carrot competition'? YOURE SITTING ON A TIMEBOMB, SON
Trying to establish how much of the latest Daily Mail story is bollocks. If most of it, as I suspect, it's fine. If not, I may have dropped a bollock. Oh well.
penicillin for 10 days, and i've got eams coming up. great! i was meant to be going away today as well :(
lots of work to do so i'll keep this brief:
A facebook friend of mine has been posting status updates from her honeymoon. JFC.
It wasn't even just status updates that could have been done from a phone, it was photos from a proper camera uploaded every couple of days. He'd actually taken a laptop with him to do it. If there's ever a time in your life to get offline for a bit, you'd think that would be it.
I can't bear the realtimeness of shit these days.
I don't think it really matters, personally.
if my sister, e.g., was going to the trouble of finding a computer and connecting up her camera to post pics on facebook while on holiday i'd be worried that she's not getting her hole nearly enough. honeymoon is for being cuaght up in each opther and tehe excitement of being newlywed (and in many cases, recovering from the exhaustion of a wedding.) And humping, obviously.
But also probably 'holiday'.
I guess if you have fun posting status stuff to FB that's cool and you should do it. The comments on this just seem excessively 'middle-class' about the concept of FB and the Internet generally.
And yeah, I and my wife have stacks of relatives who'll check through FB and would have loved regular updates of our honeymoon had we bothered.
The assumption seems to be that if one of your FB friends isn't filling your newsfeed with stuff that you feel is appropriate to you and your life then they're doing something wrong.
It is FREEZING this morning...
It sounds better than soup
used Jupiter to guide me home. i'm like christopher columbus or something.
see you at the workshop
Venus, George, Chr... Chrissy. That is a list of my friends in order... order of preference.
as he came past, I licked his back. All on his yellow suit.
Eltham? Help me out, bro.
i'm talking about something important.
Am I quoting something you don't know?? That must be annoying, I'd imagine...
I have been trying to work this out for over a year (I have to do some of my work in french and I've been copying and pasting certain words. I cannot believe I am admitting this.)
And yet I still copy and paste.
works for other letters as well.
soon you'll be able to do things like this °
And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube! ... Telescope.
and then a half moon, he’s alright, but the full moon is the famous moon and ehh… like three quarters no one gives a shit about him, when does he come? Like two days into the calendar month? He’s useless. Full moon. The moon, The main moon.
I am the moon.
3 days of no smoking. WELL DONE ME.
It's all for you.
Yep. I'm dying.
On a happier note - sour dough toast and home made jame for breakfast and a nice cup of fresh coffee.
I'm going to cane the free booze as much as possible. Then I'm probably going to offend some of her friends and have to make a swift retreat to the pub.
Tomorrow is not going to be a productive/good day at work.
with andy cole and dwight yorke for this children in need thing. depends.
Is that grounds for divorce?
Who is it by the way?
I don't know why this came in to my head. But there it is.
Have I got one today? NO. Lets dump them both and run off to Paris in search of sexy, smelly, hairy, big cocked Frenchmen.
Ibbott you've done it again...
You can have the hairy ones, though. Cheers.
One of his wines tastes like Chateau Petrus. I need to become a winemaker. I also need to stop drinking wine.
Options: catch up with a fuckload of reading I've been putting off, or sit in front of the Xbox until going out for drinks later on.
(I will shut up now, do the gaming thing, obviously.)
with his joke.
I went to see him last night. He still needs to give the show abit more form (which he does actually address...and the lack of a recurrent theme may actually be part of it), but I really enjoyed it. Look out for the 'jungle canyon rope bridges'' section :D
I've seen him a couple of times there before, always brilliant.
Really looking forward to some new material tonight.
done stretches, splashed water over my face, popped a extra strong mint and now going to nail a load of water. Better do the trick.
I hate it when I have a driving lesson in an hour.
I'm going to express my antipathy by driving onto a traffic island and honking my horn of hate.
I'm sure I'd drive much better with a small gin under my belt. (figuratively speaking).
My instructor couldn't believe how much more confident I was.
I can say this here, because no one will notice and therefore I am safe from ridicule.
(*please note I like scrapbooking)
just felt like it.
On the plus side, I did get to use a scalpel and even managed to avoid stabbing myself or slicing my finger off.
and i feel awful and dizzy and sick and urfghghg. gonna play playstation all day and read in bed