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You have to start it off...
I like it.
Do it properly.
so I don't know who to believe.
Where's the humour if it's just you?
or I couldnt hear it through your triple bloody glazing. LEt me in, its raining.
Im Matt_was_taken, is Eltham in please?
I can already see your username.
Ive brought my girlfriend and her cat George with me...
come in, I think he's in the garden
(It was an iron knocker.)
who the fuck is there?
Sorry, I was tying my shoelaces just then. What did you say?
I'm looking for Jeff.
I'm looking for Geoff.
Reminds me of this thread.
this thread's hurting my head.
a knock knock joke generally starts like this.
ME: Knock Knock?
YOU: Who's there?
YOU: Jamie who?
ME: Jamie Theakston!
SEE? I can't say knock knock as i don't know the punchline.
i don't think ANYONE's had to explain a knock knock joke before.
once, a few weeks back, 10 lads in a pub just all turned round as started pointing and singing THERES ONLY ONE JAMIE THEAKSTON, ONLY ONE JAMIE THEAKSTON!. after a short while, one of the smaller blokes said "oh, fucks sake it isn't even him" :D
My feet fell off and I died from the resulting blood loss.
Should have let me in.
for switching 'knock knock' to 'linguistic'.
Now will you let me in to use your phone please, there's a woman dying in the road in front of your house.
its the Joke Police, you're under arrest, son.
Step away from the keyboard and come with us
6 months community service and you can have your smartphone back
Inferring the chicken belongs to someone or something.
[possible nsfw. definite immediate regret about posting it at all.]
No surname. No owner. I am a woman. Can I come in now? I've just crossed a very dangerous road.
there is no joke.
This is worst than the Aristocrats joke.
is fucking brilliant