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Be somewhat proud of sleeping with prostitutes whilst being in the armY? Seriously? Am I a prude or something?
20 mins AND HE WAS STILL THERE ffs
I just had sex
I just had sex
I just had dex
nd so on
SLIDE INTO HER*
*Please note this comment was meant in jest only and chris_is_cool holds the utmost respect for mits - she is wonderful. Carry on.
Couldn't you just pretend to have received an urgent text of something and be like "yeah ok nice to have met you maybe see you again sometime BYE" and left?
I didn;t want to confront the situation
Just one way is out the door with him knowing you're not coming back, and the other is into the toilets with him sitting waiting and wondering what the fuck you've eaten.
he only bought me one drink, although i did order a double. i bought my own. bloody feminism.
at least on the bright side, you've never had sex with a prostitute while serving in the army?
Not saying anything controversial here.
So, erm, could have been worse.
I'm a bit lost where we're going with this one.
Marilyninthesky needs to look on the bright side more.
hiding in the toilets on a first date. You're both weirdos.
When did you actually manage to leave? Hope you're not still in the toilets.
My mind skipped to this:
In answer to your original question, it does sound quite a weird thing to brag about. Partially 'cos it's massively inappropriate and partially 'cos it's not really much of an achievement. "I gave someone some money to do something and they did it". I bet he loves going to the shops.
Not sure I can watch it again though.
Never go on a date with Maz, she'll just hide in the toilets.
You sound perfect!
* I actually do not have a problem with prostitution.
* I'm just being one of those, 'Oh I don't have a problem with it, just not on my doorstep' kind of people.
* Hiding in the toilets was slightly weird, but the whole date was weird from the beginning.
* We met through a friend briefly at a party.
* I feel really embarrassed about this thread on the whole.
* Chris IS actually cool.
Whatever you think about prostitution, it definitely, definitely, definitely isn't first date conversation material. He does sound a very weird guy - short of just leaving right away, hiding in the toilets seems pretty sensible behaviour in the very strange circumstances.
but, at the same time, like telling them how many STDs you may have. and also that you're big on illegal activities.
He text me just now saying, 'Thanks for a great night, let me know when you're free in the week.'
Er, never. Not unless I am really skint.
Claim you want honesty and all that, but the minute we let our guard down and tell just how low we've sunk, you try to scramble out of an open window.
And I thought it was an innocent charity.