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not really sure.....im in the wrong one though....I think I should have been a dancer, or head of the UN
and I dont go out much so i dance in my hotel room....if only I had been in the right environment to express myself with physical movement when i was a teenager then perhaps i would have been a dancer.
some call me the gangster of love
Weekends - sugar daddy.
Dream Warriors' noise is new discover-al
once again with a new blend so telephone a friend
(yo dude I just got this new song It's dope man)
compact disc to the prime is optimist
fans and friends I'm universally cosmic
concrete jungles abound
you stand by the speakers
you're smothered and covered up in the sound
you stand strong as you pump your fist
I'm talkin' all that jazz
now what's my profession
my profession is this
my profession is this
my profession is this
And don't you refer to yourself as a young professional? I think you do.
--------I'm a YOUNG PROFESSIOANL don't you know-------------
unemployed freelance illustrator
but i work in policy
NOT ADMIN LADY.
I'm not a secretary.
It's one or the other.
are the other options.
Cleaner = pro housewife
one of the female office workers, whose name you know as they're face comes up when they email you, you still decide to summon them by calling 'Admin girl....Admin girl'.
The character of Al Murray, Pub Landlord probably is.
I, however, couldn't possibly do such a thing: we don't have any female admin staff.
dunno for how much longer though. might sell out and do comms or pr or summat
or something on those lines.
profession is a more difficult one - sits between Software Engineer and Telecoms Engineer. More on the Software side though.
...about to become a freelance copywriter with a bit of consulting for small charities on the side.
Terrifying and exciting in equal measure.
before you get that sort of information out of me
i write all my websites in Word.
I just look guilty in the 13 weeks of holidays.
I am an Architect!
“They call me a butcher!”
and with good reason
Strictly speaking, almost all of those listed in this thread aren’t professions.
It rhymes with
Also, Mingineer in my spare time.
I tell you, they've got me jumping through hoops.
Blown to hell crash, I'm the last splash. I know you little libertine. I know you're a real coocoo. Want you coocoo cannonball. Want you coocoo cannonball. Hey now in the shade, in the shade. Hey now in the shade, in the shade. I know you little libertine. I know you're a cannonball. I'll be your whatever you want...
or whatever the t-shirt says.
but have dreams of becoming a renegade cop.
Now it doesn't.
That sounds so much better than self-employed project manager doesn't it - almost like I could be John Cussack in popular hit movie Grosse Point Blank.
was Grosse Point Blank a popular hit? i think of it more as a cult classic
...I just enjoy that turn of phrase.
I AM A SCIENTIST
i.e. Studio Runner with hopes and dreams who also pours pints at night to earn a buck. And now I'm sad.
Sometimes Sound mixer for low rent reality TV Documentaries.
sung to the tune of Smooth Operator by 80's siren Sade.
from the grave
Some people say rent boy, but I consider that rude.
you can't be any geek off the street,
gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep
but i work in satellite mapping, i basically task satellites to be over certain places at certain times to take pictures; usually of disaster zones
its just an office job really
Which basically means i didn't learn an actual skill at uni, like engineers, doctors, web designers or finance people
I check to make sure IFAs aren't ripping folk off. It's exciting.
Not really in much depth though. If IFA's are charging too much on certain applications, I forward information which then goes into a report run by someone else.
(I work for a wrap platform service).
Love it. Also do some recording engineering on the side, and work in a shop.
I'll fight you all if you say I'm not professional. I always have my name badge on the right way and sometimes I smile at old ladies whilst they're finding their coupons.
Would love to change this to something else, but it won't pay.
Our office is based around the corner from Old Street, where the world of finance meets the world of "creatives".
Are you just starting out? If so, are you planning to specialise in anything?
and nah I'm not planning to specialise in anything. It's a fancy term they're giving me for working in a call centre (albeit doing technically stuff) and I'm unlikely to be staying permanantly (though I bet I'll end up in an identical call centre elsewhere...)
Im trying to get a proper job. But its hard at the minute. Oh, i suppose im an office worker/legal secretary type person usually.
I finsihed my tune tonight. Im going to leave it in here. Listen if you like, if not thats okay too http://www.youtube.com/my_videos?feature=mhee had a lot of fun making this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8dnMEaMsv8 here ya go
Please do some more!
want to try work some lyrics into some of them too. And MrBass taught me everything i know so going to get a double guitar percussion thing on the go.
Something different anyway.. :) Thanks
bringing joy and misery to the world in equal measure.
please dont ask me what that means - I dont have a clue
Do a good kern daily.