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Thursday 10th November
314th day of the year. 51 days remaining until the end of the year. 44 days (6 weekends) until Christmas.
Happy Birthday to Sean Hughes, Warren G, and Chris Lilley.
Sesame street started on this day in 1969.
What's the best type of lettuce?
the kind that is furthest away from me
I'm going to the Oran Mor tonight, where's a good place for a cheap drink and a read of my book beforehand?
Not my specialist subject, but...
Well there's, er, a scream pub right next to the Starbucks next to Hillhead subway.
Or sack that and poke your head into Hillhead Book Club, just off Byers Road, on your way from Hillhead subway to Oran Mor. Failing that, round the corner on the Oran Mor crossroads, and try The Belle a few yards along on Gt Western Rd.
Captain's Rest is at the other end of GWR (but you'd catch it on a stroll along GWR from St George's subway to Oran Mor), and if you didn't fancy that, then Coopers and a couple of others are also on GWR on your way to the venue.
Dunno what Tennent's is like since it changed names a while back, but it used to be reasonable. It's on Byers Rd, a couple of minutes in the opposite direction to the Scream pub @ Hillhead subway.
A bunch of old bloke/local type boozers are on Dumbarton Rd, on your way from Partick Station, if you fancied the 15 min walk from there to Oran Mor.
superrr, thanks
captains rest is definitely your best bet out of that lot
food's decent/cheap and lots of drink offers on at the minute
http://www.captainsrest.co.uk/
It was a clear black night, a clear black moon.
The best tye of lettuce is iceberg. I like the crunch.
*white moon
:(
*type
that's just....
i don't even....
you're really trying to get something going in this thread, huh?
I wanna be startin' somethin'
I got to be startin' somethin'
I think there's a case
to be made for lolo rosso, i really do.
I like those little ones that look kinda squashed
What they called?
sprouts
they're called baby gem, babes
my lettuce is better than your lettuce
it's got 12 leaves and an aisle in Iceland
SING IT
Curly lettuce is the best lettuce.
I almost died this morning.
Cheers.
You must be Re-leaf(of lettuce)ed
careful, you might cos an argument making light of meowington's problems
He couldn't give a toss
(you toss salad)
Is this the morning thread?
Good. Let's talk about me.
I drank 3 bottles of wine last night. Think I came closer to death than meo.
Meo, what happened?
I pulled out infront of a fire engine by mistake
because I didn't realise it was turning the corner because it wasn't indicating. I broke really sharply and came very close to going over my handlebars and having my head run over by the fire engine and then my chain came off and then I cried and then I carried on cycling and someone called me an idiot :'''''''(
It was a stupid mistake and I'm ill and upset and want to go home now.
:(
Cake.
People that don't indicate anger me.
I worry about you cyclists.
I've got a really bad cold again so I can't eat anything really as I feel sick.
I was in the wrong though so I only have my stupid self to blame.
Not even Walls sausages?
Boooooo
drink orange juice and tea. Not together.
I feel ill again?! I can't get rid of it!! Every time I feel better a couple of days later I feel rubbish again!! WOE IS ME!!!!
I've had an orange juice already :)
Just going to have some black tea now and take some pain killers.
URGH its so annoying, isn't it? This happens every time I get well into running or exercise which is what i've been doing. I'm well pissed off with my immune system but maybe I'm just allergic to healthy eating and exercise?
not if they didn't indicate.
Was your Dad driving the fire engine?
Sounds like the kind of thing he'd do....
**Waits for canned laughter to fade**
Whoever called you an idiot is a massive idiot. Next time they make an honest mistake I hope someone punches them in the kidneys and sends Theo round to shit in their toilet.
What kind of ill are you?
Ha.
It was just some stupid walking suited commuter. I told him to shut up.
I have a really bad cold. I think I might try to go home early but it seems unlikely i'll bother.
Chin up
take on plenty of fluids and get some lemsip.
I haven't been ill for over a year... want to know my secret?
Banana for breakfast
Main meal for lunch
Sandwich for dinner
You're welcome x
Its too late for a banana now
Banana time has passed.
eesh.
hope you're ok.
Why wouldn't they idicate? TURDS.
I really, really despise drivers that don't indicate.
Cunts.
Cos?
Alright.
Yeah.
I'm quite partial to Romaine.
Which, er, I've just wiki'd, and it's the same thing as a cos.
i went to a polish restaurant last night
starter;
lard dripping with bread
cold platted (between two)
main;
slow rolled beef with bacon, potato and carrot (side salad dish with sauerkraut and beetroot)
drinks;
2x bottle of Tyskie and a complimentary shot of vodka.
£15 the lot. left a £5 tip. incredible. worra night it wo!
where was that?
Lollo Rosso is the best lettuce
especially when covered in balsamic glaze.
+ 10 indie lettuce points.
Never heard of it pal.
and where are my indie lettuce points?
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4309155#r6393635
huh?
HUH?
^this guy knows
I have my own allotment
so always up for growing different types of lettuce in the summer. Lollo Rosso is a green / red leaved hybrid and definitely my fave.
Balsamic glaze is great with anything salad shaped.
as do i.
although have somewhat neglected it recently with everything that's happened over the past few months.
The Eurozone crisis right?
I understand, my grandparents felt the same about their vegetable patch but thought if you can't grow your own cucumbers in a time of austerity, when can you?
did i tell you about the time i sold Lady Gaga an out-of-date lettuce?
she was looking for a Bad Romain(c)e
out you go...
It's my friday. YEAH.
Antlers tonight. YEAH
I've taken tomorrow off to play skyrim and get stoned and drink gin all day. YEAH.
YEAAH
rim
No thanks, I've just had breakfast
I tried to do this
but I wasnt allowed the day off. Going to pick it up after work, buy some brandy and not talk to anyone, take a piss or look at anything else all weekend. OH MY GOD
So hungover I could cry
I feel your pain.
I see this has degenerated into a morning thread.
I met Teddy Sheringham, received a flute and saw Antlers yesterday. Cheers.
received a flute
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
who wants to hear about me?
Not me.
so anyway last night i watched frozen planet and made dinner for myself.
nearly punched my mums cat cos he got so annoying but at least he didnt foul the carpet overnight. frozen planet has the same animals on every week. maybe they should have thought twice about going to a frozen wasteland with no animals before they started.
do they develop the characters as they go along (i.e. a bit of polar bear romance or something)?
or is it just like "here's the polar bear again. he's cold"
thats all it is pretty much.
'here's some killer whales murdering something again'
'here's a polar bear not finding any dinner again'
'here's some penguins being wacky and looking stupid again'
but they've done under the pretence that each episode is of a different season. heres a hint BBC: the polar ice caps are snowy all year round.
'here's a polar bear not finding any dinner again'
:(
.
what would you do if your polar bear cub was at home, crying all alone on the glacier floor cause he's hungry? and the only way to feed him is to sleep with this creature (http://www.gruffalo.org.uk/images/gruffalo.jpg) for a little bit of money?
AND his daddy's gone. it just gets worse for this broad.
:D
I'm looking after my Nieces this afternoon, I hope they don't want to watch the Gruffalo.
why, because you're going to be imagining humping a polar bear?
OH HELP! OH NO!
imagining *him* humping a polar bear
sorry
A very crucial 'him' is missing from this sentence.
...
*LEAVING CONFERENCE*
:D
You're funny today.
AND ALWAYS OF COURSE
i aim to please :)
'foul the carpet' :D
sent my brother a text saying, 'i think i'm going to murder jagger [the cat], seriously'
and he replied with, 'cool'.
what was he doing?
drank water out my glass, then tried to eat my yoghurt.
then after being thrown away of course came back 1 second later all, 'hi! can i go on your lap please?'. dick.
such a prick
can't you just put him outside
and shut the catflap
WIN
this is what i do (except there is no cat flap but that's another story)
i don't give a fuck how cold it is he's an animal he's supposed to be outside.
You're so mean
You can't leave things there for the taking and not expect him to eat them.
YOU DICK.
My boss called me "Bro" in an email this morning
I honestly think I'd have been more comfortable with a firm, open-handed pat on the bum.
My colleague told me they're into Roman Showers this morning
I feel really uncomfortable around them now.
what is a roman shower?
is that like a golden shower?
Replace the urine with vomit.
What, like, ON THEM?!
Why would you tell anyone that?! Thats rank
Yes.
I don't even want to think about it. Its making me feel really ill.
Goodness
How do you find out you like these kind of things, and how do you bring it up with your beloved that youd like to throw up on each other?! It makes no sense.
I would assume you'd watch some pornography containing such things
and if you got off on the look of someone throwing up on someone else, you'd want to try it yourself.
Vom, piss, shit and blood has no place in the bedroom IMO.
how does someone get to a stage of their life where they find that sexually arousing?
I don't really know.
Erm, if its what I think it is
its alot lot worse :s
I am hungover too :(
I interviewed The Antlers last night, which was nice. Then watched them play, they were so good.
I need to eat lots of food but nothing in the house. FML.
I went to a place called S&M Cafe with my Dad yesterday
Sausage-fest
hello!
the morning thread starts here ^^^
Lettuce pray.
Little Gem or butter lettuce
I went up a training class last night in BMF. I thought I was going to cry at one point.
Today I feel horrid. But I'm wearing my new cardi and watch. It's the first time in over 10yrs that I actually own a watch.
Also, had a really weird sexy dream that involved both Richard Hammond and Gary Barlow. It has left me slightly disturbed.
Worst. Sexy dream. Ever.
i had a DiS dream last night
it was some kind of DiS meet-up, and it ended with Theo singing a song - can't remember what it was but he looked like Bruce Springsteen or someone. At the end of the song, loads of fireworks went off, but the fireworks get setting things on fire so basically Theo's singing burnt the town down.
This dream is a metaphor
for Theo shitting everywhere.
:) // :/
CHINESE LEAF
does rocket count? probably that, or MICRO SALAD
last night I watching the Waking Dead after doing a load of treasurer/accounts boring awful stuff
Had ACE mash and pie for tea though, with crumble and custard for pudding
LAMBS
Anyone who said anything other than cos is wrong
cos i say so
ungh
I feel rough today.
Possibly because I spent all night last night trying to stare this down - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegraphs
It's fucking impossible.
Lettuce? Um...... not sure. Lambs Leaf is nice?
I feel really rough today too
WEIRD.
what did we BOTH spend all yesterday doing?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegraphs
UH HUH
All your souls are belong to me.
did 1.5km sprints this morning
then 1km rowing
then 30 mins ab/chest work
then 5km run around victoria park
i dry wretched when i finished.
hmm tuna.