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That's on my street. That has to be THE worst-run shop in Edinburgh, their staff turnover is incredible. It also has the worst layout of any deli in the history of delis; any more than 2 people in there and the place melts. ALSO, the staff take a fucking age to do ANYTHING. ALSO ALSO, the owners are utter bastards if ex-workers are to be believed. It's all such a shame, as the stuff they have is amazing.
Having said all this, it's still massively popular, especially with wanky types, soccor moms, and ladies what lunch.
They don't even have a booze licence. Mans gotta get paid though.
probably thought it was providing too much of a service to their customers, so scrapped it.
If you do get it, maybe you could push a few ideas through to make the place a little less offensive, as it definietly has the potential to be pretty ace.
i'm pure edgy about this now
i was gonna apply for that job, sounds kinda shit now
or am I imagining it?
It wasn't set in a deli.
it was fine
at the end of the intro music, the fat one (Hugo) would say "Hugo and Victor! That's what I think anyway!" but then if he got his way the clever title of the show (it is literary a reference to a French author that there was called Victor Hugo) would not work.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm basing this 95% on (all three of)the Peckhams in Hyndland.
and threw it away :'(
on a white T Shirt and try to slip the phrase in whenever you can, even though it's not even a pun or a joke or clever or anything.
then start shitting diahorrea everywhere.
and arrive for the interview in a yellow three-wheeler. Try and lean on the counter and fall through it. DELI BOY.
at the end of every answer. Maybe arrive drinking some poncey posh deli drink like Bundaberg ginger beer.
it's the best drink of all time
we ALL know how that turns out
A skinhead should suffice
kind of hoping they won't give me the job
maybe I should just spit every couple of minutes or something
and they'll hate you.
Srsyl though, get the job and give me free brownies; the brownies there are amazing.
Pick your nose too and don't use a tissue. Cough and don't say 'excuse me'. Scratch your arse and tell them to fuck themselves!
with a towel after they have had a shower? Could be a job clincher.
and burn the place down
I don't think i've ever been served in a shop by an english person in edinburgh before
might pop in if one of you gets the job.
does everyone live in Edinburgh all of a sudden?
Creaky, i live at no.6; we're selling up if you fancy a pad on Victor Hugo street.
and my home is in birmingham.
I pass the deli cos I normally stay at pollock halls