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Don't make me laugh.
I'm basing this 95% on (all three of)the Peckhams in Hyndland.
and threw it away :'(
on a white T Shirt and try to slip the phrase in whenever you can, even though it's not even a pun or a joke or clever or anything.
then start shitting diahorrea everywhere.
and arrive for the interview in a yellow three-wheeler. Try and lean on the counter and fall through it. DELI BOY.
at the end of every answer. Maybe arrive drinking some poncey posh deli drink like Bundaberg ginger beer.
it's the best drink of all time
we ALL know how that turns out
A skinhead should suffice
kind of hoping they won't give me the job
maybe I should just spit every couple of minutes or something
and they'll hate you.
Srsyl though, get the job and give me free brownies; the brownies there are amazing.
Pick your nose too and don't use a tissue. Cough and don't say 'excuse me'. Scratch your arse and tell them to fuck themselves!
with a towel after they have had a shower? Could be a job clincher.
and burn the place down
I don't think i've ever been served in a shop by an english person in edinburgh before
might pop in if one of you gets the job.
does everyone live in Edinburgh all of a sudden?
Creaky, i live at no.6; we're selling up if you fancy a pad on Victor Hugo street.
and my home is in birmingham.
I pass the deli cos I normally stay at pollock halls