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Apparently Chintzy is a nun or something. As you were.
I was waxing lyrical about me and meths. It was going really well.
I'll paraphrase; meths, I was thinking about you in bed last night.
are you ready to hear my morning updates now?
I want to talk about myself a bit more if that's ok?
1 story involving a car and another one involving a bike. my bum is involved in the second one too.
quickly, do it again
anschul noncey buttocks
water rats venue or something is rubbish, well boateng
theo has never shat in a pub
Slept really well last night and am feeling great for it today!
Counting down the days to my birthday too - only six to go!!!!
Weather is grey and miserable today though :(
Stop clinging onto the hope
winning on all fronts.
span my mums car somewhere between 90° and 180° round a roundabout in the rain last night. quite scary. luckily there was no one around so i couldnt crash into anything.
rode into work for the first time from my mums. took fucking ages. my bum is now really sore.
I once span one of my Dad's company cars trying to handbrake skid it round a roundabout. Luckily there was nobody else around as I spun it 180 and ended up with my front wheels on the roundabout. Scary, but nobody was hurt.
I have a bum too. Sometimes when I sit on it for a long time, it gets sore. But my bum feels pretty good today.
have to put some lights on my bike today. safety first.
AND three lights. But I keep not bothering to cycle because it's cold/wet/busy.
you just fucking wait son.
(Plus, I made the mistake of looking at one of those cyclist accident maps yesterday, which has temporarily given me The Fear. I'll be back on tomorrow though.)
i mean the cold hasnt even started yet. not even nearly.
I really hate cycling in the cold though - when you arrive at wherever you're going you have the fun of being a sweaty bastard with numb fingers.
Pretty fed up of spending money on biking accessories though.
but eventually you stop having to buy things cos you've got all you need.
then you'll be just like me
but aren't you *supposed* to spin around a roundabout?
but you dont.
(not sure which one is DeVito?)
*flexes arm and rips t-shirt
One minute I was calling Greg whatsisname sexy, the next *gone*
Is that what happened to Meths, too?
I don't think anyone pays that much attention to the Italians anyway
But only some of us are half Italian.
when will you people learn that I just don't answer my phone?! :D
I'll call you. I promise. But you must agree to lunch on the 27th, or it's over.
IM EXCITED TO TRY PIGS BITS.
and I want to try all sorts of weird things i've never tried before. Can't wait!
Or we could get a suckling pig for £380?
So. Is this a table for 4 or a table for 8? I'm going to book soon.
doggy bag though? *squeals*
Are we having boys? Dunno if my one can/will come.
To be honest, I'd rather mine didn't come.
We can have a proper girly meal then. YAY.
just because jacques and I can't make it, you should exclude all the other lads!
What are you trying to say?
but I've changed my mind. EXCLUDE THEM ALL.
i dont think lunch is going to be all we're eating. right guys?
You mean we could stay out all day getting pissed and then eat dinner as well? Right?
*walks away whistling*
But I've just found this place - so maybe we should just get together round someone's house and order in.
Sums you guys up perfectly.
it's gripping stuff
nobody is joking about a sausage party. nobody.
then it's a massive joke.
Not enough meat content.
is all this talk about sausage making you feel inadequate?
But I bet it's not inadequacy.
what are you talking about?
And I think that phone has to be confiscated.
not bad. Now I have to do work.
Come and find me ladies.
Face feels a bit dry, so went to get some moisturiser out of my drawer....found some HAND CREAM?
meths, do you want it?
Honestly no idea where it came from.
and ruined for everyone else?
except there's only two of you and you want to get off with each other and then artificially inseminate a woman in order to raise two beautifully skinned forever youthful children that live soley off sandwiches and spastic cats.
am i bothered tho? i am not. lets talk about storage space. we can pretend we're going to an underground gig in the Edmonton IKEA canteen or something.
Good restraint everyone. Have a custard cream.
Anyway, I was thinking along the lines of Nick Cave anyway.
is used to hide stuff.
ive clearly missed something.
its on the favourites in my old flat. that i no longer have access to.
We've really turned around something that was failing massively. Good work team.
Only a matter of time before we're drafted in to sort out the Euro Zone crisis
wiener should have a morning thread without sausage
just bash my head in with black pudding
we've taken control of the morning thread and it's all wrapped up nicely now. Like pigs in blankets.
there were a few overview comments earlier on, but nothing you could sink your teeth into.
Tune in at the same time tomorrow for the ALL NEW MORNING THREAD.
>>>>> brought to you in association with Wall's Sausages <<<<<<
Just got tickets to see Back to the Future, in the town hall next week, I bloody love the town hall <3
My mum was going to take me for my rats today but they're only free after 5:30 she's now ignoring me, so I now have to get SEVEN BUSES AND TWO TRAINS this evening with the rats and also with the cage that I'm picking up. Stupid woman.
SEVEN BUSES. It's only 40 minutes away by car. How is this even possible?
She's not a nun but she may as well be a lesbian.