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He's a fucking idiot.
Mine is a complete fool. He makes me laugh.
I want him
But I've got a Border Collie who is my very favourite being.
so you need to be more vague.
I like smallish run-around type dogs with curly hair.
I fucking live you, digs!
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But I do like dogs that look hard as nails.
the Irish Wolfhound. as we have had a couple of fucking awesome ones in our time..
And human intimacy.
second one: not relevant
The other day we saw a MASSIVE DOG in the park that was trying to have a piss against a tree, except it's legs were so long it kept kicking the tree by accident and stumbling away. In the end its owner had to hold one of its back legs up.
That would have made my year
or Golden Retriever
and have beards.
We're a hirsute family.
medium sized, would look good with a neckerchief on. Those ones.
Anything smaller than, say, a Springer Spaniel isn't really a dog.
Oh, and Labradors would obviously be up there but then they aren't really worth mentioning because everyone likes them and anyone who doesn't is probably a sexual deviant.
if you could unfold them and compare them by surface area
lovely wobbly dogs
Proper tough dogs with strong working instincts. Fucking love a Border Terrier.
they amazing dogs. Seeing that Dulux advert makes me want to have another one.
My girlfriend's dog is the greatest.
added points for inquisitivity, clumsiness, emotional perception and a loud bark
to which I would add Burnese Mountain Dogs (ACTUALLY the best dog, I change my answer above), Tibetan Mastiffs, Greenland Dogs, and Armenian Gamprs.
They're so funny.
and the dweebs
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
snoopy is also acceptable.
You know how most shepherd type breeds are bred to herd and protect livestock from predators, like foxes and shit?
Well, in Soviet Russia, the main threat to livestock is bears, SO this is what those shepherd dogs look like.
Banned in the UK.
My girlfriend has a couple and they are alright.
There was a dog in the pub earlier. Result.
Surprisingly great, if they're not too small and they haven't got a gay-wad haircut.