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See, if I was promoting The Rum Diary, I probably wouldn't have bothered
they can't rubbish a film.
Human Centipede 2
**** - Grazia
"...Incredible action" - Daily Mail
"...Incredible action" - Daily Star
"...EXPLOSIVE action" - The Sun
My guess was going to be Sturm.
They get the Daily Mail, right, and I was reading the film reviews. It was like they had written it so that every sentence of every review was designed to be a pull-quote for the poster. Even films they didn't like were filled with oddly complimentary quote worthy sentences. Fucking weird. I mean obviously it wasn't the worst thing about the paper, but it was certainly one of the stranger pages.
The first review quote they chose to display, in order to confirm how supposedly ace this apparent Rocky rip-off was:
I was massively LOLing for the next five minutes. Full body shakes, and throat hurting. The lot. It was a laughably shit trailer to start with. The Men's Health quote was the sweet sweet icing on the cake.