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subversive
And the transformation is complete
resistence is futile
much like my hangover!!. DAMN YOU SMIGGSY
Smiggsy's got a he'll of a lot to answer for
Not least of all that typo
if rob's thread was jimmy anderson
this one's devon malcolm.
how wrong was I
it's Stuart Broad against Pakistan last year
Oh god please let today be over!!!
I drank so much tinychat last night.
:D
I logged on to Tinychat the other night
when I had to kip at work because of car troubles.
Never. Again.
*ga
I'm off to the teddybear's picnic tomorrow (in London woods! Come along)
Bearsuit, The Bear necessities, Bon Iver, Ivor Cutler's corpse and Rotting Christ will be playing.
Don't forget your teddybear!
xxx
Bit wet.
I'm wearing new boots today but I have plasters in case they rub too much.
Fuck the lot of you
You can beg all you want now but I'm not going to tell you what boots they are.
no one cares about your boots balonz
no one, except me.
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR NEW BOOTS YOU CUNT!
aw hunni wats rong?? xx
In honour of Judgey Bee
http://thedodolives.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/naked_mole_rat.jpg
naked? and animals?
have at ye!
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/11/jasha_lottin_portland_nudist_b.php
Might not be entirely SFW, but it's a news article and the worst that's shown is a bit of female buttock.
Pau Pau
Explain to me what this smiggsy business is all about immediately.
Why sir it's a fictitious character created by DiS board prankster extraordinaire
thewarn aka Warny. Will that be all sir?
Don't get smart Pau Pau
He sounds alright...
not a patch on this guy though ('<>')
I look forward to the ascii art realisation of smiggsy.
quackers!!
also:
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na doesn't work
don't know why i'm doing this
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^ smiggsy?
looks more like warny
especially the eyes.
doesn't really look like him. seems a bit of a nerd
the real smiggsy is the archbishop of banterbury
it's like that bit in T2 when the T1000 reforms after being melted down.
Hmmmmm
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fuck you smiggsy.
can't get a picture of you because you've pranked my camera.
.
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ok stop it
:(
Smiggsy.
he's not completely turned into a motorbike yet
you have to keep going.
meh
the CGI guys can work out the rest.
Smiggsy: The Motion Picture?
colour me interested.
is this what the storyboards for Transformers looked like
before they spunked millions on CGI making it shiny and reflective
^ good work
yep, that's smiggsy alright.
I'd recognise his cheeky face anywhere.
Looks like the Smiling Ghost of Acid House
has been in a terrible terrible accident.
*Sideways.
Smiling Ghost of Acid House indeed. Nonsense!
ANSCHUL
you gone done it now
Well done.
Whose is it turn to delete this thread?
Whose is it?
Turn to delete this thread.
*turns*
oh its still here.
.
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn
Let's all just stand in a room and talk at each other with our hands over our ears!
that's very interesting but let me tell you a story
Guys!!!
balonz is wearing ugg boots i bet
maybe moon boots tho
wardrobes at beckton cinema tonight!
probably going to go to the Tajikistani film festival at the BFI tomorrow. sunday i'm going to attempt to make my first pair of socks eek!
Is this a spoof post?
I can't tell.
course it's a spoof
Meths is a strictly flip flops man.
lets speculate about balonz footwear
i bet it's these
http://dancersupply.co.uk/details/1/4523/12/Scorch-4half-inch-Chrome-Spike-Heel-Boots.html
TARTY!
my socks have wholes in them will you darn them or should i just throw them away and get some new ones
It's the 21st century and much like our culuture, socks are disposable.
wholes
they have secondary tumour socks which need to be removed.
the wound from the procedure is then stitched, with the intention of reducing scar tissue on the sock to a minimum.
you forgot to place the word 'massively'
in both of those sentences.
<shakes head>
<sucks teeth>
woah woah woah.
massively is my word. its not my fault that some bell ends nicked it.
:(
i'd say its more of a homage to you, rather than outright theft
i dont mind really you berk.
You have sired a low key meme, infecting other's with your personal word usage.
It is in the wild now and you have no control over it.
we need one of these every day.
its actually shutting the morning thread up!
ERMMM
The morning threads that you post in EVERY DAY? Those ones?
the very same ones.
this is depressing
http://mahifx.com/
I work weekends
These threads make me want to cry.
Is there a day you have off through the week?
If so, start your own 'weekend' thread and joyously recount what you intend to do on your Wednesday of Freedom (for example) which will wind up all of the weekday workers no end.
gonna get drunk tonight with old coursemtes
going to ask one of the them, who i haven't seen in a year, why she texted me on wednesday to say 'Be careful. The Chinese mafia are watching you'.
it's all about me
it's all about me BABY
just think, this time next week is children in need, URGH
is that a programme about your kids?
I've got a problem.
I've got like 3 guys who've all asked me for dinner this weekend but I don't really like any of them. One of them is kinda hot and is really down to earth, funny, stable and with a great job and we get on great but I just don't like him enough. One of them's well minging but won't leave me alone. He texts me like EVERY hour and it's creeping me out. I keep on replying too because I feel bad, what should I do? The other one is nice but I had drunken sex with his best mate last weekend and he doesn't know and it's all a bit of a mess... I really fancy his mate but he's got a girlfriend and it's all really complicated.
I mean I don't usually have THIS many guys interested in me. I don't know why. LOL.
I'M SO LONELY :(
COCKTEASE!
I'm really really not.
I'm not that kinda girl but for some reason guys think I am?!
And For Good Reason Geoff.
You Don't Get Your Kind Of Reputation For Nothing.
Where There's Smoke, There's Fire. Except When It's Just Something Smoldering. I Bet You Smolder Geoff, I Bet You Do, I Bet You Are All Smokey Eyes And Flirty Hair Flicking, You Flirty Teasing Bitch Geoff.
YOU FLIRTY TEASING BITCH!
I'm behind the bins round the back of ASDA touching myself
CALL ME xxx
ASDA?
Sorry doll, but I've got standards.
Someone I Know Posts All His Facebook Updates Like This
It Makes Me Want To Punch Him But He's Really Tall
It's A Pain In The Arse To Type Like This As Well
I Know, What's The Matter With Him?
He Doesn't Type Everything Like This So He Must Know It's Wrong. It's Not The Fucking Title Of Something You Lanky Tit
:D
I got my tax code changed
I get £900 back next week.
A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY OFFICE
Is it your boss?
Do you work in an aviary?
Does your mum have an aviary?
No but his Mum has an aviaty!!!!111one
FICK THE TUPID
woo woo YICK THE PPLICE.
go back to your own thread pls.
go back up biscuit's arse pls.
you dont have to tell me twice.
Expect more weekend texts of this ilk
I got told off for such behaviour last week.
all will be directed at you now.
yes please! :D
teeth count please.
skips are.
still wet
today was meant to be super busy
but a client called in sick. probably gonna spend the rest of the day looking at progress bars ticking over.
all the forums i post on are dead.