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There's something keeping me up, and I have NO FUCKING IDEA what it could be.. HOW DO I TURN MYSELF OFF
I doubt I've had a good night's sleep in 4.75 years. Makes me a little cunty sometimes, I do apologise.
Now as I say to those children when I hear the same complaint as yours, "Stop fucking whinging about it. Stay in bed, shut your eyes and rest. I don't care if you're not actually sleeping as long as you're in bed, quiet and not annoying me while I clean up the fucking mess you left at tea-time."
and to top it off am queasy and drunk cos my flatmate whose from moldova insisted i drank loads of homebrew lemon liquor to sort my throat out...now have a headache, indigestion AND a cough and cold. :(
Can't turn OFF.
WHY HAS NO ONE SUGGESSTED A WANK.
"Whats that? We've run out of milk? WHY HAS NO ONE SUGGESTED A WANK!"
"Whats that? Theres trouble down town?! WHY HAS NO ONE.." etc.