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Most like to be.
Least like to be
My reasons are my own.
I would be a hoover, because once you turn me on, I can SUCK ALL NIGHT LONG.
Also I like to clean up and live in the cupboard.
least: potato peeler
This thread has so much potential.
I'd like to be a spatula, rich78, because...
I'm about 200.
Top shelf action please.
best item in the kitchen and I get to taste/smell like garlic all day
least: feather duster
i don't like dust and i seem ticklish
least: coat/hat stand
Least: rubbish bin
AND the distance the cameraman is able to zoom out with no fear of exposing nipple, I'd say I'm March. Saggy old March.
Least - the inner part of the bin
Least - extractor fan
a thrilling end to a thrilling day.
I'm leaning towards toaster as a good thing to be at the moment..
When things go stale, I'll make the best out of a bad situation.
I knew i'd get to sing my toast song again...
Most: I'd mostly like to be the flying pan, because then I'd get covered in oil and have bits of flesh thrown on me.
Least: I'd probably least like to be the bottom of the oven door when burnt crumbs gather and cluster and generally make a dark greasy crunchy mess.
What's a cumsafe?
Least- Dustpan and brush
worst - toilet