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Would you Victoria Cohen?
Or if you're a girl, Giles Coren?
erm... i don't know who she is.
A BELTING BONE, THAT'S RIGHT
Right. I reckon he'd be okay. I just quite fancy his face.
Not at the same time, though.
and the answer is NO.
This also applies to Victoria Cohen even though I don't know who she is.
Sorry. But would you still? Mmmm, sex.
She's so smug. She would critique you and make sarcastic comments at every point. I'm pretty sure she'd make me cry.
Imagine Christmas at the Coren household..
He looks much nicer here http://www.thejc.com/files/imagecache/body_portrait/giles_coren_02.jpg yum.
but she's no hum-dinger.
I've never used that expression before.
does Meowington look like the result of Sebastian Vettel, Vicotria Coren and lots of champagne?
a set square and an afghan hound
http://tinyurl.com/6ko72em + http://tinyurl.com/6bgzc6q + http://tinyurl.com/63uwrdg - Ibbot = meowington
I usually get told I look like Scarlett Johannsson and once Kylie Miogue but this is okay.
She could teach me to play poker afterwards too.
I don't think Giles would be up for it though, as honour would dictate that I tell him he needs to stop going on about his wife in his restraunt reviews.
but then I also enjoyed his first few columns after his daughter was born when all he did was go on about her, and most people found him insufferable.
life is so disappointing sometimes.
I like it.
(and I'd consider Giles, under certain circumstances)