I checked at 5.30am and there was no thread already. Standards are slipping Bryan my lad.
Demba Ba nets a treble as Newcastle beat Stoke. His record since coming to England in January is pretty shit hot.
Drogba out with a hurty arm.
'Arry admits liking the look of James Forrest and that he would love to sign him before saying 'he's not our player though'. Good one.
MAS of Morocco made their way into the African Confederations Cup Final where they will play Tunisian side Club Africain. Wydad Casablanca and Esperance, make it a Morocco v Tunisia final in the Champions League as well.
Managerless Hastings make it two wins out of two since sacking their boss, moving them away from relegation trouble for the time being. Aveley are still utterly fuckered at the moment.
(Apologies for lack of Man City stories and Tevezgate updates this morning)