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and other things you do when you're the only person in the office.
Smoking it was dramatic, but that's another story.
Walk around in my socks.
Put the radio/TV on.
Read DiS in a maximised window.
So I climbed on the desks and started singing at the top of my voice. I especially paid attention to the MD's desk. Turns out one of the IT nerds was in the corner the whole time.
^ A true story.
I let them rip, when it's just me. Also burp loudly too.
got so shit faced that he went back into the office and pissed all over the bosses desk and all his files. He spent Sunday cleaning it all up it the vain hope he'd get away with it...he didn't.
and took pictures of myself climbing up the side of the file shelves like king kong.
unless it was fucking massive.
I made the mistake then of telling a guy about it in work. around the same time they asked me ''what did you do last night'' and i replied dressed up as a ninja and took photos of myself.
i should learn to keep things to myself.
Was proper wicked.
i mean, i imagine that's why
actually i did finish this one but people were in the office so that doesn't count http://soundcloud.com/cementimental/ncontrollable-rge