having a leisurely stroll. Bumps into an old friend taking what looks like a rather angry looking bull terrier for a walk. Alright mate, the leisurely stroller says, how's it going? Not seen you for a while. I know yeah, he answers. long time no see, I'm alright. I'm surviving. What you standing so far away for though? My dog doesn't bite you know! Reassured, the leisurely stroller joins his friend and leans down to stroke the dog's head. Mistake. The dog bounces backwards and with a foaming mouth chomps down onto the leisurely stroller's fingers. ARRRRGHHHH JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DOESN'T BITE!?!?!
It's not my dog, his old friend replies.