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The cleaner had come in just before me and sprayed everything down, that's why it's damp...right?
dries the seat and muffles the sound of your deposit
Also confirms that there is toilet roll in the dispenser.
But it looked deceptively fine today.
always wipe. always
"People Who Probably Get Out of the Bath To Wee"
Shower - yeah
Bath - No. I'm not stewing in my own filth as well as my own piss.
a bit of wee seems like a drop in the ocean, so to speak
Scum that comes off my body is very different to my urine.
You're still a freak, though.
you piss in the shower
urea is the thing that icks you out about urine
so basically piss you wash off your body is fine
get you bathing in piss
surely the gradually accumulated girlming is grosser than a bit of wee.
Meo, you piss in the shower?
We can argue about the bath, but anyone who won't pee in the shower is a genuine psychopath.
who doesn't like to stand in their own piss, have a shower that has piss stains and smells of piss.
You should drink more water. Mine is practically clear.
in a shower full of running, hot water, you staggering idiot? No-ones talking about peeing into a dry shower...
scummy stains over time?
It does you know - whether you piss in it or not.
Just use the toilet you dirty little scrote!
shower = running water
C'mon Darcy, live a little. I thought you were a fucking rock star, man.
Fuck this. I'm off to sniff an 8th and take a shit in the sink!
you horrible, feral children.
Sub question; would you pee in the shower at someone else's house?
Meo: Shower pisser.
Thanks, my records have been updated.
Goes straight down the drain, followed by litres of hot water.
i wouldn't want my shower stinking of berocca piss.
but refer back to the part where the piss goes down the drain.
but lingering stench floating about in the steam
Apparently it is like heaven. APPARENTLY.
I was relieved to notice rain coming in through the open window
there's a whole thread worth of horror here. At least.
It wasn't until quite far into my adult life I learned that girls' loos are quite often covered in pish too, and this is due to you idiots hovering. Christ.
surely if they all stop hovering, then there'll be no piss on the seats, so they won't have to hover?
might be asking a bit much, perhaps
Hoverers can go away though as they're hovering to avoid other girls piss but creating piss for another hoverer to be disgusted by. I DONT GET IT.
People in my office are disgusting though. I walked into a toilet the other day to find one massive poo left in there. I flushed the loo on behalf of some fucking idiot and moved on to the next one only to find ANOTHER POO. I only have one sympathy flush a day.
Larger area to piss in, you can crouch a valuable half inch lower, no pissing on the seat.
Take heed, ladies.
I don't hover so I can't answer your question.
EXCEPT sometimes if I've overdone it in the gym, I like to hover so I can feel some extra burn in my quads.
who mess up the seat for the rest of us.
mspennie to thread.
But yes, I fully agree. My booty is NOT sitting on a toilet seat of the public variety. Never. Also, I've seen cleaners use the toilet bowl water to clean around the loos at work. No way am i sitting on toilet bowl bacteria.
and have most likely now scalded your arse beyond all recognition
A blunt man, but a fair one.
Also slightly unnerving: warm toilet seats at work.
and i don't think i can get my head around it even if it was explained to me.
I mean, I wouldn't deliberately douse myself in it, but a bit of a splash with stranger pee isn't anything to get upset about.
like you can drink your own pee but you might get ill if you drink someone elses.
after then not so much
it said that the first and last bits aren't great, but the mid-stream stuf is fine.
but this same book also claimed that pee-drinking could be a cure for aids, so i'm reserving judgement.
I'm guessing it's a case of squatting and.....actually. Forget it.
No, you just pee....like if you were in the sea and you needed to go, you wouldn't get into the normal postition like you would if you were going to wee in the loo.
But a I'm guessing a women...actually. Forget it.
all down your legs
which all women should be doing religiously every day anyway if they don't want to end up with a vadge like a windsock and a dependency on tenalady.
What are your views on golden showers?
would take a golden shower if it was offered to you.
the toilet is always about 3ft away.
i dont hover over toilets, unless its really really bad. In some cases they are. Sometimes girls toilets can be worse than mens.
Now that I live with less people, there's more chance of me being "identified" if someone "twigged", so I refrain from this activity.
Whilst in another room I overheard the receptionist laughing at and berating a colleague because she could hear her going to the toilet. She did sound effects and everything.
>people still haven't realised you can put toilet roll down around the seat so you don't have to sit on a filthy seat
have the best solution. A tube of cellophane around the bog seat, press a button and it gets replaced, conveyor-belt style, with a fresh piece.
in all that water with all that soap, you don't see it, you don't smell it, don't taste it, it's not harmful.
so why the hell not?
but NOW you're mr wise guy when it comes to bathroom stuffs? Hmmm.