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Oh no. I'm gonna have to nip it in the bud.
Very much doubt I ever will do. Doesn't matter how great somebody is, if they're a colleague then they're a eunuch in my eyes.
NIP IT IN THE BUD.
the crush will pass / you'll have enough time to work out that they're actually rubbish before too long.
But fancy? Bit weird.
Then I dumped her ass, found out that she was shagging someone else in the office, and began to flounder in a pool of awful emotion. It was a feeling that I have experienced several times, but its not good to have it so raw in your workplace.
when you split up you get to see them all the time and thats cool, cos you know where they are and shit. Fill your boots, son.
Biggest mistake of my life. All went sour after a couple of months. And then it went really bad. And then it got worse. And worse. AND WORSE.
I had to find a new job.
Nip it, son. Nip it.
You have to be massively cool to pull it off.
joke's on her, as i no longer fancy her.
you make me fucking sick.
She's always changing
The color of her hair
She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
when apparently so many people meet their other halfs at work.
meet their other halves on DiS.
that would make about 97% of disers gay.
When in actual fact its barely over 80%.
then, as if my life was just one huge cliche waiting to happen, we got together at the office Christmas party.
We're still together four years on, although we don't work together any longer. I had to sack her.
And I don't want an invitation to the party thanks.
she liked rolos quite a lot, so to impress her I purchased a solid silver rolo with the words I GIVE YOU MY LAST engraved on the bottom.
she didn't like it much. I was heartbroken.
I left the job soon after.
Genuinely one of the most comi-tragic things I've ever read. Something straight out of The Office.
Been temping here for four months.
They leave it until today to hire an attractive, and one within the same age demographic on the census form as me. Life can be cruel sometimes.
You make me sick. Get out of the house ffs...
because you're so starved of stimulation and going slowly mad, generally you end up fancying people you don't even like, because I'M AN OFFICE WORKER or something
"I'm An Office Worker Drowned In Sound" came up as a 'Search Suggestion' on Google, and i ain't never searched for it before.
I've just probably ruined a cool secret injoke, haven't I?
You on the e-commerce department?
He keeps calling me 'Miss Jones' and told me earlier he was going to have me against the wall and then blamed his poor English...Hmmmm
Especially after the recent rugby.
slept with a girl from work. The problem? He is married, with one child and one on the way!
just imagine that, but ten times more soul-destroying because it's happening to you.
Caught her miming to Nickelback.