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No idea what happened.
It wasn't a sexy dream.
I mean, OF COURSE it was sexy, just because you were in it.
I dreamed last night that cat_race was phoning me. But I ignored him.
don't take kindly to it
never met 'er, so i've no idea how it was supposed to be her.
If I did, I like to think myself, CCB and Shucks would be ballroom dancing to Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
A few times a week.
Last night I dreamt that I found a silver lighter belonging to Lauren and returned it to her - it had her name engraved on it and I found it in a park in London.
I also dreamed that Michelle bought Lauren a pet mouse for her birthday, which she hated because she said she is allergic to animal fur.
I preferred the one where I dreamt I was bumming you senseless.
Just buy me another one and I promise I'll appreciate it.
and then she nicked his binary watch.
like what happened to chris tarrent
like what happened to chris tarrant
not even kidding
DiS party and i was there. I stole something and they chaised me up the street.
Nobody knew what i looked like.
soundofbastards and pieces_of_reece were in my dreams last night.
We were at a bbq event and bastards was giving reece a piggyback while they belted out a power ballad from the 80s (can't remember what song exactly) and we ate some burgers.
when i was walking along the thames with froglet. then my sisters suddenly were swimming in the river and my dad had to rescue them. whilst that was going on froglet disappeared.
i've never met bamos.
and I am from DiS. Therefore all of my dreams are internet dreams*.
*Plus I have dreams about you guys too cause I'm weird
I read the second half as I *don't* have dreams about you guys coz I'm *not* weird
Xylopwn was power wanking slowly whilst Darcy watched him doing so in the mirror and then began playing with his face, whilst Pickled Oeuf was doing the business with a strap on with Meths...Meths looked on as still_here posted a thread on DIS about going back an hour in time and having sex with himself... All whilst Daniel Kelly was bumming Bamos, getting slightly distracted by CreakyKnees dancing around the room naked with a mini slute in his mouth.
You have a sausage, like
To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.
I would, but I cant, dis is mean like that
Everything was powerful that night.
(what is a slute by the way?)
yes I might do that
Bamos looked like Jim Halpert
THAT'S REAL LIFE MAN
sunbathing john brainlove.
I also had a dream about JDT trying to 'get' at hofo (James) through a wall of books.
as part of my general trend of 'dreaming about whatever I did before I went to bed/will probably do when I wake up'. I've never dreamt about IRL versions of DiSers though cos I'm not weird.
i was driving along the road past the shop by my parents' house, and pigfoot walked by with his hair dyed bright pink, and as i drove past him the word "pigfoot" appeared in front of him like something out of a ciedo game. (i've never met pigfoot)
I dreamt marckee was a mate of mine, working as a car park attendant and I dropped by to tell him about a party I was having.
I have no idea what marckee looks like, but my brain rendered him as average height, stocky, with hair like Ross Kemp.
Knowing what you look like, my brain rendered you as being short. Very short indeed.
then I woke up
(I am not being sarcastic. I know you don't.)