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if it had been 5 years ago I'd have lost my shit
I COULD HAVE PAPPED HER.
in weej, that could still, in a way, meant that I could have made sweet love to her. In a way.
i mean, she's obvs very beautiful, very famous. she must get guys relentlessly hitting on her because a) she's hot and b) they would get to say they fucked scarlett johansson
seems like going to a bar would be an annoying experience for her
and she ought to show a bit of fanny next time like a good girl.
if anyone knows it, I saw a big entourage looking group people, but feel the rays of light glowing off her often shiny forehead would be too noticable if she really was there