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Just ^this the conspiracy theory you like most.
It's political correctness gone mad. I blame the French.
Their tentacles are everywhere.
how did I miss this first time around?
With that in mind, here's the first extract:
"July 12th, 1988. Sunny morning meant I could get up and spend three hours on the Amiga before school. Built a metropolis on Sim City, but then a monster came and destroyed the power plant. Worst start to a day ever. Then some kids threw oxo cubes at me as I walked to school. I ran into a pub to escape, where I hid in the toilets surrounded by cubicles full of men taking loud dumps. Curiously soothing. Got to school 10 minutes late as a result - no punishment, but I missed getting to hand my homework in. Wish I was Templeton "Faceman" Peck, bet he never got oxo cubed while skipping to school. I hate my life".
Oh wait, no, that's entirely factual.
We could never afford to upgrade from the C64 to the Amiga :'(
Also, Sim City wasn't released until 1989.
cos I called wishpig a whore.
Get walked in on by Thor kids rimming
I can't even walk any more!
Look who's thread just sailed past 100 replies. What a ''coincidence''.
more considering all the plausible possibilities and whether atps explanations were satisfactory if they were the case
in junction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the Reverse Vampires.
I think I'm going to log out now.
I'm a big fan of "eliminted".