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file their nails in my vicinity. Fuck off and die, I don't want to breath your filthy nail dust.
(yes that's much worse)
Cut their toenails and then ball them up in their hand and smell them
They smell really strongly of cheese. It's why i do it, to prove to myself that they smell
and store a little pile up behind the sofa until someone found it.
it's the ripping. So he didn't cut them, he pulled at them? No no no. You could accidentally go too far and expose the under nail skin... I'm squirming just thinking about it.
I think most men do this though but I don't understand how as toenails are really tough. Once he put a long ripped off bit of toenail in my purse.
I assume you must, because how would you find someone else doing it?
and run across in front of cars but leave their mates behind and so have to wait once they get to the other side anyway.
who refuse to cross even when there's loads of space. hate them
on the phone
You're all inconsiderate bellends.
I'm going to kill you all. There are bins you animals, or the floor if you are too lazy.
if you bought a fucking greggs then don't whinge at me for asking you not to eat it while i'm trying to answer your stupid question.
should be routinely rounded up and flogged.
then shocked, then shot, then hung.
then shot again.
maybe bummed at the end for good measure. not sure.
Take it to the fetish thread, pervert.
Continuously talk to you when you're clearly trying to read or make phone calls or whatever. My colleagues are terrible for this.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO EAT MY SANDWICH
there's more to life than your fucking bike!
behind them at train stations and then either stop without warning or veer off unexpectedly at random angles on the concourse tripping people up.
Also people who alight at the top of an escalator and stand at the top wondering which way to go causing a mass pile up behind them.
Was behind someone with a big holdall dithering about with his phone on the escalator at New Street, at the bottom the daft cunt just stopped as he continued tapping away on his phone, pretty much blocking the escalator - I dutifully shoved him aside and called him a "fucking idiot".
Don't know whether it is the relatively narrow concourse but there does seem to be an outbreak of suitcases cauing mayhem on there at all hours.
PEOPLE WHO just stop walking, for whatever reason.
PEOPLE WHO dither.
PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME, basically.
I've been avoiding it (actually, I've been saving it for a tedious friday afternoon like this one. Oh goody.)
Some people can't wipe their arse properly and, of greater concern, don't actually wash themselves in the shower. This causes them issues which they assume are universal.
'properly' by western dry paper method, it will never be clean. Furthermore, unless you're actually sticking the tip of the soap up your asshole, you are not cleaning it during a shower. You have had shit on your ass and towels for 20+ odd years now so naturally you find this hard to come to terms with.
Is that what you're saying?
Now I think the usual wiping your arse method is fine, as we discussed in the previous thread.
But I've thought of a special compromise method you could use.
Why don't you wipe your arse as much as you normally would, but then spit onto the loo roll and then wipe your arse with moist loo roll which should then adequately resolve the issue?
Just want to hear your thoughts on this pressing matter?
if we all did that, we'd have cleaner anuses no doubt.
I've had shit on my arse and towels for 20+ years now, and it's never done anyone any harm.
You can create a cleansing lather without directly applying the bar of soap to the area to be cleaned (or squirting the shower gel up your arse), and use that to... y'know what, never mind. I'm not a parent. Not my responsibility.
I think I'm going to save that thread for a day when my constitution is less weak :)
"Did you get that? Who is it?" etc etc. FUCK OFF I'LL TELL YOU IN A MINUTE.
I hope he is still lost now for being so stupid.