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Woody Allen quotes/jokes
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
like pigeons and Catholics
Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.
life doesn't imitate art. it imitates bad television
I'm not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.
What a great line to use when ending a relationship
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
Jesus, what are future generations gonna say about us? My God!
You know, someday we're gonna be like him (points at skeleton hanging next to him) And he was probably one of the beautiful people; dancing and playing tennis... and now look. This is what happens to us. You know, it's important to have some kind of personal integrity. I'll be hanging in a classroom one day and I wanna make sure when I thin out that I'm... well thought of.