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This is what my colleague said to me at lunch. My answer was the weight thing.
call me a hippy but i'd got with world peace. i'm feeling a bit bloated.
and in any case you might be thin but you'd have diabetes and/or cholesterol and/or gout and/or high blood pressure.
I just think world peace wouldn't be possible even if you wished for it so I don't want to waste a wish.
p.s. this is the banal thread. what did you have for lunch? I had a quiche.
i had some soft cheese and cucumber sandwiches and a banana. and some diet coke. however i've been snacking on M&S caramel bites most of the day so the idea of unlimited food is making me feel a bit wrong
i'm going to get some diet cock from the machine in a minute
more detail about CG than I needed to hear
a lot of genies don't come through for you
glad you understand.
so I can either have world peace and carry on as I am (i'm not in too bad a shape). Or the world can stay in turmoil but I can eat whatever I want? Oof that's tough.
I think she may be telling me I'm fat in a round about way.
Would be good to have that as a backup though.
it happens to everyone who was once like 'i can eat whatever I want and still be a stick'
I suppose in those circumstances I could use a good war to work off some of the blubber. This is harder than I thought...
I think life gets mnore stressful the older you get and you get thinner with it. I knew there miust be an upside to being fucking ancient. i have to eat an astonishing amount just to keep myself in breasts. I probably eat as much, if not more than xylo who is a foot taller than me. Most odd.
My thing though, is that I would like to be able to have whatever lifestyle I want and not get spots though. they are my nemeseis and curse. CURSED PLOOKS!
Also, world peace would be nice.
Im not sure really because world peace would mean no arguments ever like even between you and people you know which I reckon would be well boring....also, no jeremy kyle.
cursed- they are cursed because I am sadly cursed with them and really, being in your 30s and having spots is pretty unfair. It's hormonal according to my doctor and they'll go away once I have a baby. If. SO yeah, SPOTTY 4EVA.
And don't put weight on. I do exercise and I don't want to eat buckets of shite every day.
So world peace please!
... cos no matter how much I eat I never go over ten and a half stone which isn't bad for a 30 plus year old.
As if to reinforce this I had a McDonald's 1955 burger with fries and a strawberry milkshake for lunch. I get made redundant today so thought I'd treat myself (high living!)
but good work on lunch.
... but yeh, lunch was tip top! And when are you next gonna update your tumblr of Dad stories - they were well entertaining
between countries and coups and genocide etc but you can still get smashed in the face in a pub by a stranger or does it mean there will be no violence and bloodshed at all?
you wish for world peace and BOOM we're subjugated by a race of evil one eyed three penised galactoids, wish for the weight thing and BANG tapeworm
healthy stuff is actually nicer to eat once you get into the habit
nice try skip, nice try
then I'd eat all the weapons in the world ---> world peace!
I'm a genius.
That faint bang?
That was my mind blowing.
I'm good aren't I!
that the world would be peaceful anyways... so the weight thing
so that's only going to add to the wars. it's only a matter of time before somebody invades east anglia.
''I just think world peace wouldn't be possible even if you wished for it so I don't want to waste a wish.''
You said what would you rather have, not what would you wish for. What are the damn rules here? Can we have milk with our world peace?
like based on wishes and that cause I doubt its just gonna happen...if you know what I mean. Someone must know what I mean.
Apart from the milk thing.
nothing good can come of this.
I'm gonna go out on a limb though, and say this is the worst hypothetical scenario thread ever.
and sometimes...I answer
(b) be a pig
Oh come on.
I've nearly run out of the jar a friend bought me from her hols. I'm obsessed with it now hough and NEED to know I can get more
Or make some?
but if M&S do it then it'll be cheaper than me buying the seperate ingredients and I need it ASAP. ASAP.
I've been having alot of it with this awesome quiche I made last night and I have a plan to remake it with a layer of the mustard already spread between the pastry and the filling. I'm so excited by this thought.
They were great.
Take note, meowmeow
'well actually I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight' people please?
something something fuck off
when they turn mid twenties and fucking balloon overnight.
Because I'm not fat.
Global warming or have those little dimples above your tush?
FUCK DA POLICE!
New single from the album
<Beware of pale immitations>
out december 12th.
save all the babies in the world at risk from certain death, or have their skin grafted onto your body whenever needed to give you a contsantly youthful appearance for life?