Help me decide which of the 2 this was....
I was just in the bogs washing my hands and saw this guy come out of a cubicle, clearly post-dump and not bother washing up. Cardinal sin, obviously. So i followed him out a few seconds later and saw him shaking hands with a couple of visitors from another office. I strolled past them, leaned in and said "Ooh I wouldn't do that, guy's just had a crap without washing his hands", and then casually walked off around the corner and ghosted off unseen.
Now it's a big office, probably several hundered people, so chances of getting nabbed for it are slim. But there is the off chance that he might have been the CEO or something. Pwned to oblivion anyways tho!