so you've just had a nice shower, you step out of the shower and you grab a towel. you give a little rub rub here, a little pat pat there and a scrape scrape there on your hair. then comes your asshole. here we go!
A: dry the anus with the towel
B: get some toilet roll like a fucking civilised person and dry/wipe it with that
I just assumed that everyone does B but it's come to my attention that people really do A.