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You might want to revise your showering technique.

That's never something I've questioned before. I've always done B and I always will. Never gonna dry myself there first, then my face and hair after.

But its clean.... Surely....

I guess you do A then.

For they know not how awful their thread is.

but you're wrong

and just let the wind whistle around. since this is a thread about rectae i may aswell plug my blog:
http://www.edgarallenspoodiary.wordpress.com

all I'm saying is, wipe it with toilet roll and look at it when you've taken a horrible dump recently before. Tell me that's clean. No, it doesn't matter if you fondle your anus with the soap, it will not be clean until wiped. Just try it and look, you have nothing to lose seeing as you already have no dignity and your face and hands are covered in shit.

if it takes the initial wiping, a shower, and a secondary wiping to get it near clean.

1. Don't post about it on the internet

the end

...that get their knickers into a muddle over every little hygiene issue. You know the ones I mean. Some of them have posted in this thread. Well they must be a pure brilliant laugh.

Also I've got to assume they are virgins, otherwise how would they deal with the possible germ implications of having a right good ride.

western ass wiping after a shit is not good enough obviously, as has been discussed many times before on here. just try it, wipe your ass with toilet roll after a shower if you've been shitting stunners lately. it wont be clean, I promise you.

But, the thing with showers, right, is that - much like people who "go to the gym" and just fanny about chatting the whole time instead of working up a sweat - you actually have to make use of them to see the benefit.

You can't just stand under the shower, have a wee token wash of the armpits (maybe your hair if if's a special occasion) and step out again expecting to be magically spotlessly clean from head to anus to toe. You have to wash stuff to get clean. Otherwise you're just going to have clean armpits and be a bit moist everywhere else.

I don't care you if you sandblast your sphincter and then soak it in bleach for an hour, you still don't use the damned towel to dry it.

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10507140.jpg

I'd never even thought of wiping my arse with toilet roll after getting out of a shower. Given that my arse will be clean before entering the shower, and then I wash it again in the shower, using a towel on it to dry it is ABSOLUTELY FINE. Secondly, we have a seperate toilet room that isn't en-suite to the bathroom with the shower in. Therefore it's not even easy to do this in my place. Drying your arse with a towel is fine.

I don't mind these sorts of threads on DiS. One of them even made me convert to sitting down to wipe. But this is a step too far.

if you wipe your ass with dry toilet roll after a shit and really believe this then sorry but you're absolutely and completely delusional. try it once, you won't go back. sitting down to wipe though, now THAT'S a step too far. I mean what kind of man wipes his anus while sitting down?

I use the towel. Its my towel. No one else uses it therefore I will have no one elses bum germs on my face but mine....and I'm fine with that because I clean everywhere properly.

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10507649.jpg

with my towel

My mum works at the Bradford Royal Infirmary, I might forward her that entry to see what she thinks.

c) get my wife to gently blow on my sopping ring for five minutes

You should probably see someone about it.

he must feel strongly about anuses or something

would you gladly put your nose right up against somebody's freshly washed anus and take a good sniff? i mean if it's 100% clean there's no problem right?

but unfortunately i have an annoying habit of lathering it up and then forgetting to rinse it. and you have to get back in the shower, if you don't the soap dries and it's a horrible feeling.

EVERYONE knows that wiping your ass with dry toilet paper does not make for a *clean* anus. if you took a shit on your hand, would you be ok with just wiping your hand off with dry toilet paper?

it all depends on how much hair your have down there I think.

And then i finish off with a little talc on my testes and bum.

and even then as long as you're not sharing towels I don't see how it could be an issue - considering you would have already been infected with the virus?

Brilliant.

I'm deeply suspicious of the some of the levels of hygiene of some folks posting here.

Probably with soap and hot water.

If only there was some kind of device which allowed you to clean your *entire body* in such a manner.

We can only dream.

if you really think that you're in the majority being part of the 'B' camp you are seriously deluded.

personal hygiene gone mad.

with cotton buds.

case closed thread close nanananananana not listening.

for the record i have just asked all four of my housemates (2 girls 2 boys) and NONE of them said they would go to the effort of getting toilet to clean the ring. towel is the only answer.

to dry my towel.

it takes too long and you can never quite get yourself completely dry

and i certainly can't wait, that gets very frustrating

ideally i'd have a full body thing that blows hot air on me. that would be wonderful.

lol

Toilet? Toilet you there mate? Can you just come over and clean my ring?

apparently

"Underpants Guinness" :D

Hahahahahaha :D

but this thread

i just

Take a side or gtfo.

BIIIITCHESSSSS

As expected, I was clean as a whistle. Can I now suggest you try wiping more thoroughly, and maybe actually clean yourself while in the shower?

If toilet paper really isn't doing it for you, you might like to try an advanced combination move using wet wipes towards the end of your regular paper-based routine.

ok clean as a whistle, but keep in mind that there are a lot of shit related things that can't always be seen with the naked eye. Also, it is usually clean for me too. It's just if you've done a total stunner of a shit that sometimes you'll notice the toilet paper discolour as it wettens from your soaking wet anus hair. and hell yes to wet wipes.

is that there are people in the world who, having taken a dump, give themselves only a half-arsed wipe — LITERALLY — before re-entering the general population.

KEEP YOURSELVES AND YOUR UNCLEAN ANUSES AWAY FROM ME, HALF-ARSED WIPERS!

http://imgur.com/A4iR7

http://imgur.com/utu8s

is amazing.

All i will say in this thread is simply that white towels and I don't mix.

but that's not the case really is it. mehodor is right, toilet paper doesn't clean, it wipes. if you got shit on your hand and wiped it off with toilet paper, you wouldn't go and eat a packet of crisps.

this is simple stuff.

People stand up to wipe their arse? This thread has blown my mind. It's fucked.

until I met Mrs Mortdecai. Would never go back - sitting down is far more efficient and effective. Probably because the arse cheeks are spread - and I'd say this is your issue after a particularly chunky shit, when you stand up your cheeks are coming together, mingling fecal matter with your hairy arse and making it more difficult to clean properly.
I often wondered why I stood up to wipe my arse, but after toilet training the little Mortdecais, I realise that it's easier to wipe a toddler's bum if you get them to stand up (and bend over). I imagine as a toddler myself I just got the impression that standing up to wipe the anus was simply what one did.

if it weren't for the fact that these people are also arguing that wiping PLUS showering won't clean an arse but wiping PLUS showering PLUS a subsequent wipe somehow magically will.

Articulating your point in this logic, these people would say you need to wipe the shit off their hands, then washing with soap AND THEN wiping their hands with toilet paper again (not a towel).

B is surely a recipe for ending up with clumps of damp bog roll stuck to your soggy arse crack. That stuff is literally made to disintegrate on contact with water.

i just gently pat it dry and then let the air do its work. Do you dry your knob/minge with the towel? And feet? And pits? YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME!!!!!!!

Cheers

I'm very open-minded to any theories of potentially compromised hygeine so I did this today.

As expected and hoped for, my batty was perfectly clean from the shower itself.

I'm very worried for you Mehodor. I don't think you're being thorough enough with your cleaning techniques.

There are some things I assumed were so straight-forward, so natural, that you would barely need to teach them to your youngsters. Now, I just have no idea what's 'right' any more.

You're not going to do an arse flannel wash every day, are you?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wow-Stuff-PD-1001-Arse-towel/dp/B00080XPUY

a la that fat prick in Pulp Fiction.

Hi.
I'm not wearing anything other than my small bum drying hand towel.

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4306352#r6330145

(Didn't see those, sorry).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27UvJrsf9Zc

No point drying your legs (or arsehole) if water is still dripping down from your face, etc...

to stop from squealing

Didn't really feel the need to rigorously dry my anus.

I think 13monsters just broke into your house and nabbed it

yeh....it's reaaallly horrible...

Now, it takes a big person to admit they're wrong. It's not always easy to do.

I had a curry yesterday. I had a large cappuccino this morning. I will spare you the other salient details and assume this is sufficient background.

So, after my post-work shower (not standard, but see above, plus rushing about between two cities today) and tried to much-maligned toilet paper method.

Clean as a whistle.

LEARN HOW TO USE A SHOWER PROPERLY, YOU CLATTY, MANKY BAD 'UNS!

ringpiece

and couldnt stop thinking about drying my anus

a new low

:-O~~~

the scumbag blog wont update at the moment so it's stuck. there's so many slights on Joe Pasquale that need to be made that it's driving me kerayZ

The other day I thought "Most people have white towels. Surely, if everyone's arse was dirty after a shower, everyone's towels would be full of skid marks."

Yes.

weird.

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4306352#r6330203