So I in particular enjoy the odd joke about cheese or pasta;
and they have to be EXTREMELY bad.
Like for instance;
1) Q. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
2) Q. I tried to get into my house the other day....but i couldn't. Wanna know why?!
A. Because I had GNOCCHI.
And my newest addition,
3) Q. I couldn't afford any pasta today.
A. Now I haven't got a penne.
I camembert this any longer.