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you're all dicks
We've been trying to get Lucien to try something hotter than a Korma for WEEKS. This will set him back for a long, long time.
he doesn't appear to have shown up yet though
*lifts up antique rug and sweeps thread underneath*
If she wasn't hospitalised afterwards, she should have been. She did not look well.
They tried and died!
where do you get off?
which has Carcass and Napalm Death on the jukebox.
Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty and Posh are trapped in New York and must make their way back home, pursued across the city by the cops, Eternal, All Saints, B*witched and Cleopatra. Contains moderate violence.
heroin - no
It was most unpleasant
did you have to? I mean really have to?
he wouldn't have had a stag party, I guess.
I am a spice warrior anyway but this did tear me and then my ringpiece to shreds.
that he's somehow managed to restrain himself from making any reference to his bowels. Balonz types an anecdote about popping to the shops for some stamps it normally ends with him shitting his pants somehow. I guess it's just implied when it's about an extra, extra hot faal
well worth the endorphin hit that followed... put toilet roll in the fridge
as if girls can eat spice.
Not surprised they all died or whatever
"The competition raised hundreds of pounds for the Children’s Hospice Association Scotland charity, Mr Ali said. But local councillor Gordon Mackenzie branded the event a 'shambles'. He said: 'The owners owe a debt to the ambulance service, and I hope they'll find some way of making it up to them.'
How about a charity chili-eating contest?
That people can't do whatever the fuck they want regardless of the consequences for public health. Who cares if the ambulances were distracted from skagheads flaying each other for an hour
seriously guys it's like an addiction for me.
Anyone else get that?
I'm well addicted to chilli peppers, i have to add heat to most food, be it pickled chillies on the side or dried chilli flakes or a selection of hot sauces. and yes, i'd fecking love a curry for dinner.
I had a chilli milkshake the other day from Burger Off (home of the hottest burger in the UK apparently) and that was pretty damned hot. I might order a Phall >:D it's been a while.
People get addicted to it because of the endorphines it releases
Relax. I'm not saying I'm BETTER than you because I have an amazing chilli tolerance.
and its bigger then yours, I should know... I've seen it!
small but powerful.
Tonight I'm having an ultraphaal* with a hot coal and stinging nettle side salad.
*You've probably never heard of it. It's too hot for most people so they don't bother putting it on the menu.
i'm going to flay myself with a knife from an indian kitchen, then dive into a vat of pure capsaicin.
Peshwari naan with that please. And a Cobra.
I'm having all my bodily fluids replaced with haberno sauce, then I'm going to eat myself! Whilst on fire.
Bombay potatoes and a python with that, cheers!
plus I'd like to be strapped to a cross and have it erected at the head of the table and be whipped by 20 staff members brandishing bullwhips dipped in pure bhut jolokia and then have a bowl of pilau rice thrown in my face please. Anyone else having a starter?
look like a right part-timer after I do the ghost chilli challenge. Mug.
which splattered on my trousers!!