If the concept of money was suddenly spirited away, and we were back to trading skill sets in close-knit communities
What can you bring to the table? Is there a role you could fulfill other than 'provider of sarcastic wit'?
Baker? Mechanic? Farmer? Whore?
While writing won't be good for much, I'm a trained joiner and general woodworker, so I'd at least be able to fashion you a door or a charming bedside table.
So, what exactly is it that you'd *do* around here?