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What's going on there, then?
as a highly sexually attractive young man I am concerned that my drink might get spiked whilst I am relieving myself. It's just common sense. Of course the joke's on them as I am very, very desperate.
Make me a really bowl of melancholy soup.
but nothing finer than a can and a digestive on your own shitter.
See also: in the bath*
(*the can and digestive, not the shit)
yeah, I'll go with Weefill
as leaving pint on table would result in coins / contents of ashtrays / salt packets (this one was very popular i seem to remember, due to the disolve-y nature) ending up in the drink by the time you got back.
but then y'know we all realised it was a crime to waste good (heavilly watered down) beer in such a fashion.
but yeah - there are coffee/tea rings round the sink at our work, which is fucking grim and inexcusable
If you're at a gig, you need a slash, you can't find your mate to hold it for you, you don't want to down it, you can't leave it anywhere cos someone's bound to nick it.
What else you gonna do?
I wonder why.
I'm alleging that you can't find anyone to go to Ned's Atomic Dustbin gigs with you.
I'm happy going on my own. I don't want you and your mum tagging along again.
This gig is not at a pub. Neds don't do pubs.
Did you recently become a double amputee?
I fucking wish I'd just brought my pint to the loo with me- no matter how many times I politely told the barmaid that I wasn't finished, the fucking bint would try to take it.
like a girl stumbling out the toilets with a malibu and coke
I drink pints.
It gets awkward when theyve got an unidentified black drink and I have to go over and sniff them
and she's got it as her facebook profile picture.
But I am continually amazed by the toilet phobia of the people on here.
Are you licking the bowl? Putting the pint down in the urinal trough? Do you think germs are heatseeking airborne missiles desperate to bring you down?
Surely life is too short to worry about this.
But if I had to, I wouldn't fret over it.
In fact I have sort of done this now that I think about it. There's a pub near where I live where you have to walk through the male toilets to get from the bar to the lounge. I survived.
say if your in a club having a meander, decide to go for a piss and can't be arsed walking back to your mates to hand them yr drink
same if your in the pub on your own.
If no one is there to watch it or hold it, it's coming with me.
neck pint, go for slash, come back to nice fresh pint.
I don't want to go for a pish halfway through a pint, then come back and finish my drink, get another, and then have to go for another pish halfway through that.
Gotta learn how to break the seal.
the splashback you get from some of those urinals is spectacular
Think this is SO common, people have either requested it or someone has been intelligent enough to see a niche in the market.
I take my pint in. I cant take it for a smoke so i'll take it for a piss instead.