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I wait I wait I wait I wait
My name: it's Jesus Fucking Christ
All these trousers falling, all these trousers falling
All these trousers falling falling falling
Please don't leave it up to prayer
Before they fall down
Gee...hey, NILES CRANE.
and twisting the top of one side of your jeans out on itself to tighten it up until you can get home.
no longer will I walk around with my arse hanging out.
As they appear to be the most sensible option. However you run the risk of looking like an utter fucking tool.
who can't trust his own trousers.
I once gave Paul Hawkins my belt when his trousers fell down during a gig.
'He was not wearing a belt and the trousers came loose and fell' — Leicester City Council spokesman
we all know that reverends use those white dog collar things to keep their shirts from falling off. Why don't they use a similar system for their trousers? Serious answers only please.
The stylish option
which, frankly, I'm amazed isn't more popular.
However, I used them in place of a belt and not in place of, I dunno, braces, so they probably just count as a belt. A really crap belt.
so two paper clips