That unseen characters thread earlier has reminded me that they no longer seem to use the 'Samantha has to leave us now...' gag on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Which I, personally, consider a shame. You know the sort of thing:
Samantha has to leave us now as she is visiting a gentlemen friend of hers to have her legs waxed. Samantha tells me that the procedure involves him applying ribbons of waxed paper to her legs to remove the hair. Samantha says her favourite part of the process is at the end when he tears the paper strips and wax off in front of her.
Anyway, perhaps the next time h_y_g sees his friend who works on the programme he might ask her to consider my point.