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ehwhat [Edit] [Delete] 11 replies 11:56, 4 October '11

There was a young lady from Joppa
Who came a society cropper
She went to Ostend with a gentleman friend
and the rest of the story's improper

Best limerick ever^

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  • My dad used to regale me with limericks when i was a young child such as:

    There was a young man from Gosham
    who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
    his mother siad'Jack
    If you don't put 'em back
    I'll jump on the buggers and squash 'em'

    Also

    There were three withces from Kent
    who took a young man in a tent
    those three dirty witches
    they bulled down his breeches
    and swung on his dick 'til it bent

    cheeseandbaconturnov | 4 Oct '11, 12:12 | X
  • There once was a man from Addis Abbaba

    and Addis Abbaba doesn't rhyme with anything so he lived his days in peace knowing he would never be the subject of a limerick

    oceanfloor | 4 Oct '11, 16:42 | X
    • There was once a man from Addis Abbaba,
      who swung on your mom's candelabra,
      She said, watch thy scrotum,
      for thy pole is my totem,
      I don't like my bum sex so macabre. (eye rhyme)

      MrBones @oceanfloor | 4 Oct '11, 16:50 | X
  • There once was a DiSer named ehwhat
    Who thought he'd discovered the jackpot
    But no-one liked the thread
    Cos the forum instead
    were all clicking on Knox's new mugshot

    -dan- | 4 Oct '11, 16:50 | X
  • There once was a man named Enis

    Pioneer | 4 Oct '11, 16:52 | X
    • who lived an inconsequential and eventless life?

      -dan- @Pioneer | 4 Oct '11, 16:56 | X
      • There once was a man named Enis

        Whose favorite song was "Big eyed beans from venus"

        He said "A pussy is wetter

        but Beefheart is better

        And nothing could come between us"

        oceanfloor @-dan- | 4 Oct '11, 17:06 | X
  • There once was a man in a pub

    and he said stuff and he was in a pub
    beer beer beer beer
    wee wee wee wee
    and he was a man in a pub

    thewarn | 4 Oct '11, 17:32 | X
    • Which of "beer" or "wee" are you mispronouncing?

      -dan- @thewarn | 4 Oct '11, 17:34 | X
      • the 'r' in beer is silent

        thewarn @-dan- | 4 Oct '11, 17:36 | X
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