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There was a young lady from Joppa
Who came a society cropper
She went to Ostend with a gentleman friend
and the rest of the story's improper
Best limerick ever^
There was a young lady from Joppa
Who came a society cropper
She went to Ostend with a gentleman friend
and the rest of the story's improper
Best limerick ever^
My dad used to regale me with limericks when i was a young child such as:
There was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his mother siad'Jack
If you don't put 'em back
I'll jump on the buggers and squash 'em'
Also
There were three withces from Kent
who took a young man in a tent
those three dirty witches
they bulled down his breeches
and swung on his dick 'til it bent
There once was a man from Addis Abbaba
and Addis Abbaba doesn't rhyme with anything so he lived his days in peace knowing he would never be the subject of a limerick
There was once a man from Addis Abbaba,
who swung on your mom's candelabra,
She said, watch thy scrotum,
for thy pole is my totem,
I don't like my bum sex so macabre. (eye rhyme)
There once was a DiSer named ehwhat
Who thought he'd discovered the jackpot
But no-one liked the thread
Cos the forum instead
were all clicking on Knox's new mugshot
There once was a man named Enis
who lived an inconsequential and eventless life?
There once was a man named Enis
Whose favorite song was "Big eyed beans from venus"
He said "A pussy is wetter
but Beefheart is better
And nothing could come between us"
There once was a man in a pub
and he said stuff and he was in a pub
beer beer beer beer
wee wee wee wee
and he was a man in a pub
Which of "beer" or "wee" are you mispronouncing?
the 'r' in beer is silent