McClaren out, as is Nigel Doughty. Something about Dutch accents.
Clive Allen calls Wenger "two bob" while Jack Wilshere calls Glenn Hoddle "the most biased pundit around". Presumably Charlie George and Mark Falco had a tear-up somewhere.
Warnock: "if we had Darren Bent playing for us today we'd have still been beaten 6-0." Well, he's not known for his defensive organisational qualities.
Szczesny linked with Barcelona, presumably to give everyone else a chance.
Why is 'Kettering boss amazed by lack of fitness in squad' one of the feature stories on the BBC football front page?