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But I properly shuddered.
You've seen arachnophobia, right?
Last nigh my cat was chasing a big bastard house spider around. Mrs Reckoning caught said spider in a glass and was going to put it outside. I said 'dinnae' as it's a house spider and lives in the house, so i told her to put it through a hole in the floorboards.
This morning i found 5 spider legs outside the toilet. :(
You're a Monster.
You opened you borders pal. Onlyyourself to blame.
RUDE I assume.
I'm thinking that I might just cram the 6.4 spiders I'm due into my gob (based on an average life expectancy of 77, I've already swallowed 1.6 spiders, statistically speaking) to get it out of the way.
theres too much carbon dioxide coming out for them to go in. especially in your case
those spiders would be more of a welcome guest than the billions of flies that would otherwise be living there
because they eat flies and other nasty bugs.
Snakes on the other hand.
Granted, they can hide on a mutha fuckin plane though.
At least you can smack a spider with a shoe and be done with it!
and think they have a bad rap because of the bible.
i bet satan actually showed up as a spider cunt and then blamed the snake. it's the type of shit he'd do.
I dislike snakes because they have massive sharp fangs that puncture your skin and deposit large amounts of poison that will cause harm. And some will wrap themselves around you and squeeze you to death.
Scared the crap out of me before I realised she meant to say 'tarantula', simply implying there was quite a large house spider.
and between every two surfaces in my garden is a huge web.
they're absolutely everywhere. i'm tempted to let the chickens out of their pen so they can run around eating them all.
This post made me LOL. Toilet LOL.
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