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do they even exist?
it would have been the best thing ever to have happened.
ignore my ^this
but I can drink a lot. soooooo there.
Fat lasses, trucker's wives, middle-aged divorcees who live above Threshers, Germans, country girls who grew up on 9% home-brewed cider, chickenbones' mum...
What was chickenbones like as a child?
I think we're just smart enough to exert some self-control, but whatevs. I'm gonna quit drinking by the time I'm 35 so I will never become one of those irritating women who stumble around train stations crying and dribbling on at the Burger King kid serving her chips. They are the WORST.
Most guys are just as bad as girls? It's a mentality of 'OOOH I'M GONNA GET SO WASTED' innit.
i only drink a few beers when im going out. But i buy a big bottle of whiskey at Christmas and make around 3 irish coffees a night for weeks.
Hate being drunk.
I get really tipsy on one beer, sometimes less than one beer.
Though I'm here agreeing the are a lot less women that can handle their drink then men... purely based on the noises made post midnight as people stumble back home or on there way out.
I'd say out of the LOUD NOISES about 89% women and 11% men per night
I'd say out of the ARGUEING and Crying I'd call it about 70% Women and 30% Men
Of course this research doesn't stem outside of my postcode, as it's the only time I'm sober and encounter these things... maybe men do it in a private and more sleazy sort of way that involves sexual harrasment cases.
and the is never more then 10people there, makes making %'s easy... so yeah 8.9 women make loud noises
I can be pretty rubbish at times
as long as she doesn't chunder over your tezzas.
Why do you care about Tesco so much?
I own the corporation
I reckon Chintzy and PO could both drink me under the table. (This sounds rude. I didn't mean it to).
but then i could have just abandoned reply, i guess.
this was during her Nova SR phase.
Back on topic. I am not a consitently good drinker. I got myself into better shape recently and it seems muscle doesn't metabolise booze quite as well as fat does. Three drinks last night followed by a shot and I was falling off my heels all the way home.
Just not being sick everywhere? I know plenty of women who are pissed as a fart after two drinks but can have another five or six without seemingly getting any drunker. I know plenty of men who don't exhibit any signs of drunkenness for ages and then suddenly keel over into a chundering tornado of stomach bile.
not even the fatties
and i've never even met her
I'm only tiny (5 foot 2). I'm basically half a girl.
at least two on this very board can drink me into oblivion.
do you actually know any women, OP?
I also know ... (wait for it) men who can't hold their drink!
Amazing, isn't it?
that people are induviduals, and that it is difficult to generalise? You madman.
I would imagine
I'm giving up booze soon anyway.
and while I don't exactly drink men under the table, I certainly go toe to toe. And I get a bit (lot) competitive. Yes, I can see where this has come from.
If we’re talking literally, jacques windswept old dear can certainly hold her drink. Enormous palms. I once saw her pick up a keg in one hand so she could carry on playing the pokie machine with the other
Just had to fake a coughing fit.
and hundreds of tourists mistook it for the Tate Modern
can someone please translate?
and still seem fine. Capable and able to hold actual conversation and stuff. A couple of those women show no real discernable signs of drunkenness unless they drink tequila. At which point they become akin to berzerker vikings and I swiftly remove myself from the soon to be, scene of carnage and mayhem.
Further women I know are able to drink considerably more than I can without puking or doing that weepy thing or getting into fights.
and they can do the washing up whilst they're holding my drink! AMIRITE LADS!?!!?!?!!!1
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