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Happy hump day, everyone!
How are you?
I'm having a bad day, I'm not Xylo.
Your apoplectic double posting, it cheers me up.
it's just water weight.
From the tears.
Get a load of miserable tubbers, get them performing energetic screamo sets, get them on a calorie controlled diet, then sit back and watch the magic.
Gerard Way is set to produce.
But he's on my list, too.
He looks like an ugly woman.
He was always pretty.
I don't know why I've started forming these lists, but I'm enjoying it. Mainly because everyone hates the people on the good one :D
and Matt Davies
and Adam Lazzara
I did not sleep very well and have had the strongest coffee in the world. Delirium. :D
And it's the same for the weekend. Fenino is going to be SWEATY.
Oh rap is that this weekend?? I can't come :((
That's right, I want you to rap ^this.
Thewarn will do a roll-call at some stage I'm sure.
Think it might've hit 20-21 here today, which was nice, but not as good as 28.
25 on Sat, though, so I'm looking forward to the weekend.
i got access back to my account. which is nice. but the Student Loans Company are still taking my money, so ima gonna call them later.
doing some pipe flow analysis. getting funky, cool and interesting answers. quite good work.
I'm currently sitting in the staff room at work waiting for a student to arrive for her lesson. She's really nice and has a sister who lives in East Grinstead. I tried to interest her by saying 'Oh, that's where Jane Leeves is from' but I don't believe Frasier has ever been on Polish TV so she had no idea what I was talking about.
While I wait, I'm reading some of The Savage Detectives. I was up to my eyeballs in communist theme bars and vodka on Sunday, hence no Sunday Books Thread. Why didn't anyone tell me The Savage Detectives was a cross between Adrian Mole and The Rules of Attraction only starring pretentious Mexicans? Nothing like what I thought it would be. Good stuff.
Hungover and I managed to make my lunch last night but dont remember it. That is all
found cellophane between my meat.
Not interested in plasticky chicken. Thanks for the heads up
Not in like a negative way, just, in the long run, no one really gives a shit. Which is quite liberating. I feel quite relaxed. Might do some actual work today, perversely.
Saw Drive last night. Am considering buying a denim jacket. And carrying a claw hammer.
Yesterday I was so super stressed about everything, which isn't like me. I did not like it. Today I am sort of with you.
Definitely do the last bit.
if you reply to me messages more...
I'm revisiting me northern roots.
What message did ye be sending?
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
My last PM for sure.
I laughed at your stupid joke. Are you happy? Are you?
Okay, I'm all over it!!
I asked my Mum this joke. Her response:
not sure if I could pull off that scorpion jacket
I would need more slim jeans of varying shades to mean I could actually wear it though.
michael_w is a man who pulls off a denim jacket. True story.
good lesson on how to man the fuck up that
also went for a run in the woods and got chased by dogs...
Why do 7/10 dog owners look like their dogs?
Working until 7 tonight. Boo. But, there's a new canteen open on campus and they're GIVING OUT FREE FOOD this afternoon so that's a winner. Gonna go see Drive tonight, quite excited.
Both on unbeaten runs, Boro haven't yet lost in the league. I predict a score draw.
Dzeko really should have scored early on last night. City were distinctly second best after the first goal.
I was 20 minutes late for work.
Today can go away.
A shard of broken glass came out of my body this morning. i'm not going into any more detail than that.
I RAN to Deptfrod for the train this morning (Greenwich station is closer but it seems counterintuitive to have to go East and up a hill for an earler train which is heading west). The train was late.
So, tea or coffee?
THings to do today:
Try to resurrect my dying deal
Look at holidays (maybe jobhunt a bit on my phone as I'm having my bi-monthly wigout about career)
Catch up on timesheets
Learn about Chinese lawfirms for a report I have to do into potential mergers
Wine-tasting (have not yet decided whether I'll go to this)
Pick and learn songs for tomorrow night
Book laser surgery for an ingrown hair in my shin that's driving me fucking mental
I don't know which of the two statements bothers me the most.
You'd be worried if the second statement wasn't there.
It's under the skin but I do a lot of sporty stuff and every now and again after a particularly bloodpumping session it swells and throbs a bit and I can't see it getting any better without intervention. If my GP could see it after an hour of spin class she's be interested in it, but problem is when I de-stocking my leg and present it to her at GP clinic, it just looks like a bit of a very faint bruise/ scrape. Stupid leg.
and keep posting in them?
What are the most satisfying ways of murdering a landlord that don't involve any electrically-powered implements?
Humiliating even in death
Overslept this morning and had to eat my breakfast while walking to the train so I ended up splashing my brew out of the Thermos mug and all over my face and hands like a massive spaz. Stayed up too late last night working on this album sleeve thing. It's going to look pretty sweet.
I want a job that I like, now, please...
I overslept by about an hour. just got into work.
Off to the emirates tonight. Platinum seats. Complementary drinks
me = a winner.
-run. up to 45 mins now, without being exhausted. i'm gonna get ya 60 mins.
also, it would appear the new young male, EASTERN EUROPEAN *spits* cleaner at work is stealing money from us. 20 quid pinched off me, 10 pinched off another guy.
i might see if the manager will dock his wages the 20 quid and put it into mine if i can get proof of his stealing.
any ideas on how to get him?
or i might just get my 20 quid back in humiliation and make his days as awful as possible.
'god....that's really great hoovering that, mate. have you always wanted to be a cleaner? do you clean much in your spare time? i bet, ironically, where you live is really disgusting. can't polish a turd, though, eh?
Like the stuff they use to catch lazy baby sitters.
i was thinking about sitting next to the place where we hang bags, covering myself in coats for camouflage, and just waiting for him to walk in.
then i'll take pictures of him in the act and he hopefully won't punch me and run away.
I guess you're just going to have to keep your belongings in a safe place/ on your person because you can't accuse without evidence (it will look especially bad if you point the finger at eth ethnic moinority menial task person....)
Entrapment (whilst i would not professionally recommend it) is a possibility (I would totally do this).
i'm sure they could be used somehow.
and don't forget, this is non-pc essex. everyone has already pointed the finger at the ethnic minority menial task person. to be fair though, there were other clues. like him going through boxes of stock and checking out the cash office. shifty fuck.
the other cleaner was great. he used to call me skipper :(
still mean us needing to get the twenty off him.
he'll probably stick them up his bum.
so am sporting a very bruised wrist and bum. Excellent skills on my part.
Today, more client meetings and continuing not to be able to eat anything without wanting to be ill. Otherwise, pretty chipper this morning considering.
Looking forward to open mic tomorrow night.
that's what I did last night. It was really good.
Massively going to the pub tonight and possibly having a curry (definitely not sharing).
I have 73p left.
My Mum just said I need to eat NO FAT, NO CARBS, NO SUGAR
I'm going for a run.
I have been unable to eat since Saturday.
the sheer horror of the subsequent Atkins farts will pretty much immediately change her nagging ways, I reckon.
but I get paid on Friday
Working every weekend until march now though :(
I think the sun has helped, I don't think it's a coincidence there's one of these recession things as the same years when summer has failed to turn up.
Still don't actually feel single, it's weird. Last time I was, I was like a kid in a sweet shop, now just want a bit of time without having to worry about that stuff. Bleurgh.
Recording with me band Thurs/Fri/Sun, can't wait! Should be noisy as fuck! Ruuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhh!