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This one made me titter
Today her iPhone autocorrected her status update from "...and 3 adorable kindergarteners!" to "...and 3 affordable kindergarteners!"
But we had a menu from a Chinese takeaway that was apparently in 'Stroke-on-Tent'
It refers to the state of one's genitals after a night of sweating and writhing on a dancefloor. Is 'Discocock' a thing, because i am now wondering. I don't think I've ever come across such an awful concept. Discofanny.
enjoy your breakfasts, y'all.
one of the senior management recently sent an email round about her ambitions for a clear desk situation in the whole office in which she said:
I'm looking at you especially here boys - I want to see wood!
There's that awful boderline-retarded Australian rapper who keeps putting up his baffling macho videos on Youtube...Robert Popper links to a lot of them - forget his name.
Some bozo with time on their hands tried to give him, like a paragraph of constructive criticism and advice in the comments section, first line of which read: "Ok so you have to slow down your raping ALOT".
was organising a team outing. She emailed a restaurant to ask if they served 'crispy dick'...
Needles to say it got forwarded. Especially funny as he's a really conservative Muslim guy.