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The alarm clock
We're slaves to time and the alarm clock is the crack of its whip.
It's a stone-cold fact.
how we wake up and go to sleep completely out of sync with the sun.
Not as in the mathematical number/concept but as in short for 'electronic' and metonymic for online. As in, eLearning.
in a similar sense as the above
in the mathematical sense.
Can someone explain to me what the point of i is.
e's wicked though.
but old people need to be barred from using them
Well, she wasn't particulary old, just utterly flustered by the idea.
She started scanning, got to a bakery item (need to enter the code/pick it off a list of items) and she just gave up and stood there. Eventually an operator came over to bail her out, but she made the member of staff scan the rest of the stuff for her.
They really aren't that hard to work. People are just complete fucking idiots.
it's the retards using them
when the day of reckoning comes and we need to reduce numbers for a chance of a future all of us should be made to check out 5 items.
Those who fail get exterminated
that's absolutely crazy.
the stock exchange
making insufferable people even more insufferable since year dot
I'm fed up having to tolerate looking at fatties on the train each day.
People are such a mess these days.
and as I have a few drinks every night its bcoming a real problem.
before you become one of those people that people like me sneer at.
That when Im sitting at my desk my belly has a slight overhang onto it. When the only girl under 30 here tells you this its suicide inducing stuff.
STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY\!!!1!!!!1
I don't mean it, though.
Clark defriended me today!!!!!!11
My ex THAT IS MY FRIEND deleted me. On Facebook. Bastard.
harsh. My ex deleted me because he couldn't handle seeing pics of me and my then-new bf and stuff, which is understandable, but I thought all was amicable and cool now with you and superman? Are you going to ask him what's up or just leave him to it?
I just emailed him (because YES we're quite good friends!) and he said he can't handle it :( That's it still hurts quite a lot (it's been a year and a half?!) It's not even like I have photos of me and boyfriend popping up on his wall or anything, but there you go. Basically I'm impossible to get over. :D
fair enough to him, especially if you're still friends, it isn't like you need facebook to keep in contact with him.
There was life before Facebook!
What? No way, dude.
I had an 18 month gap between leaving ex and starting new relationship and although you'd think that's plenty of time, I can totally udnerstand why he would't want to see pics of me slobbering over my new love, especially when he hadn't moved on. Clark does need to move on though. Maybe it will be a wake-up call to him?
There have just been a couple of things recently that have just made him think about it, that's all. EVERYTHING IS FINE :D
When we were going out (three years ago) I met her family loads of times and got on with them, and we broke up fairly amicably and agreed to stay in touch (though she hasn't, I tried a bit and gave up). It wasn't weird to write a congratulations on her post right? That shouldn't be weird. She hasn't replied. She's gone weird.
i didnt mind at all.
without car batteries, telephones and handguns?
Didn't go down well.
It doesn't go down very well.
its a total swiz.
I love The Neverending Story.
But now I am thinking about the horse dying. THANKS, YEAH?
so many life times ruined
but I think it has probably stolen a lot of souls.
But there was one year where we were cited as a cause in a number of divorce cases in the UK.
In fairness it is pretty responsible for my underachievement in life but it is now paying me back in a literal sense so I can't stay mad with it.
I apologise on behalf of the company.
Any tv "talent" competition.
I'm also adding 3D films to my list.
They're damn effective.
If there's a funny smell, deal with it on a case to case basis, eliminating the source then maybe a squirt of air freshener...Rather than a constant guffing of synthetic autumnal whiffs all the time. I have a dream. We will fight them on the beaches. but what your country can do LEAP FOR MANKINNND.
about baked potatoes, I'm down with that notion. Fucking rubbish, they are.
If you're not serious, I am totally in on the joke.
I'm going to get a baked potato with cheese and beans now. I'm going to eat it in about 4 seconds flat.
And I mean that.