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i think i was just almost mugged by the world's worst mugger
christ.
so, i'm just walking home, listening to ornette coleman, minding my own business.
some guy blocks my path off. i take off my headphones.
mugger: give me your fucking money
me: mate, i haven't got any money. (i did, i had about twenty quid)
mugger: just give me your money
me: look, i haven't got any fucking money ( i did, i had about twenty quid)
mugger: just empty your fucking wallet *pushes me*
me: *pushes him in the chest back* look, fuck off mate
mugger: *actually fucks off and starts to walk away* you're a fucking pussy mate
me: piss off
unbelievable. i tell him to fuck off and he does. literally the world's worst mugger. i think i'd feel better if i'd been held at knife/gun point. at least that would lend the affair some authenticity. trust me to get an apathetic mugging.