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It's a timeline --- from birth to present day. This scares the shit out of me.
you scare too easily
only no doubt this will actually work. Have you been on MySpz in the past few years? It's clunky as fuck now.
I thought it might actually mean I speak to people PROPERLY, like you know, pick up the phone once in a while rather than just "oh I'll send them a message on FB" type shit. Anyway. Might wait til this new layout and see how I feel.
what's the beef?
You'll never understand
The reductionism of the timeline feature is a little bit spooky.
Facebook is me, and I am Facebook.
Cue: 'Tales of the Unexpected' title sequence
well done for just noticing.
and idle online dating profiles.
Turns out you can't even summon up the energy to cain me anymore.
What have I done to you :D
i love you too much to be hateful. i just love you, too, too much.
p.s. never call me again.
Facebook's mad pursuit to be THE ONE AND ONLY portal to the net looks more like communism to me
and 'America' isn't a race
A RACE TO THE BOTTOM!
Sounds like mostly your problem is the fact that you've used Facebook. It's a useful app and to be honest it's gone from strength to strength ( with the odd slip up ). As a, Internet Marketer I sodding love it.
Myspace was cluttered, ugly ( looked like Geocities ) and horrible to use.
Haven't had the chance to poke around at it properly yet, but from first impressions I quite like it. Much more visually alluring than anything Facebook's done before.
documented on the Internet for eternity. My uneventful, pathetic life will remain uncharted and therefore people will be like 'hey, what has rogerjones been up to for he past 10 years, there's no record of him, how sexy and aloof, I bet he's off travelling the globe, hanging out with supermodels' when really, I've just been sat in my pants, eating Lindt chocolate and watching tv. Ha!
That square photo of theDailyBumbler (including the smaller one at the top) has been incorporated into the redesign of the page. You'll have to look at that all day, every day, nestled right next to the same-sized photo of yourself for some reason. Even some little Asian kid logging in on the other side of the world.
Zuckerberg's really lost it
Maybe that asian kid will fall in love with me. This is where my romance begins...Sleepless in Sri Lanka.
but you know what. it can suck my dick. I hate it and this new shit is horrifying. fuck you mark anusberg.
i like the idea of that big image at the top of your page.
but the whole....SHARE YOUR MOVIE AND MUSIC THROUGH APPS!! bullshit can suck a fucking fart from my arse.
Tom just watched Thor on his Netflix account
Dan likes this.
Katie: 'OMG THor, so good'
not sure why this 'Now there's a new class of social apps that let you express who you are through all the things you do' annoyed me but fuck off, buddy.
according to fuckerberg's keynote at #f8 there was a day last week when HALF A BILLION people logged in to fb in the same 24hr period
Quite like it.
I've done a couple of discreet likes at about 3 in the morning and I don't want them showing up
Is it something to get annoyed about? Should I start burning Facebook flags in the street? Or should I just sit back and have a brew? I really don't know.
one that was urgently needed as it was getting cluttered
BUT I don't really want to use Facebook to actively document my life, I'm quite happy with it passively documenting my life, that's fine. Obviously I assume that you can just not add stuff or whatnot if you want to avoid doing it.
or only have certain people see it, sure it means it probs stays on facebooks mega computer but whatever.. I'm not going to pretend to be scared of it.
it's gonna look like this
but without all the geocities style fun to dress it up in?
Facebook are actually copying Bebo now? WHAT THE FUCK, ZUCKERBURG?
every social networking site has its own logic but facebook is trying to do everything at once, twitter style subscriptions, tumblr style resharing, last.fm style scrobbling, media sharing, it just doesnt seem to work with its original basic structure
why'd you change your religious views, bumbler?