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if DiS was a pub who would be which typical pub characters ?
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sean would be the landlord, dropping in now and then, with a smile and a nod at the regulars who give him his income.
who would be:
the guy who's always watching 'his' tv who will get shitty with you if you try to change the channel
the lonely person who drinks very slowly and falls asleep in the corner
the guy at the bar trying to start an argument just for the sake of it (gotta be CG, surely)
the guy flashing his money around
the couple having a cheeky shag in the toilets
the young barmaid who flirts with all the customers
the person wearing 2 coats cos they're always outside, chain smoking
the person who complains every week about the prices rising
the person who only has one pint but eats 5 packets of crisps
the manager
the couple who are always within 2ft of each other
the jolly chef
the underage drinkers hanging around outside cos everyone knows they're underage
the underage drinkers who have sneaked in because they're not local
...other pub sterotypes ?
i'm off to work, i will be disappointed if this thread isn't a success.
you've given me too many choices
I would like to be
the couple having a cheeky shag in the toilets
But that would blatantly be Pickled and X.
I would be..er where's the pisshead that falls about and then attempts to kiss everyone?
you obviously wasn't at Zonino
:/
the pub has ceased trading
shame
Bankrupted by the extensive plumbing work necessary after Theo did his thing.
wishpig would be the landlord.
*landperson
*earthcustodian
*custodiwoman
*Mother Earth
i have KiK down as the guy who stands there with a fistful of coins, swearing at the fruit machine
the lonely person who drinks very slowly and falls asleep in the corner
is thewarn
him being one of the few DiSers I've seen drunk
I can confirm that he does look very sleepy when drunk.
I bet that you thought that this would have a billion replies by now.
This is the Waterworld of the DiS forum today.
CG would be the guy flashing his money around
because whenever we go to a pub, he waves his £10/£20 note across my face and says 'smell the wealth'.
He's such a cunt.
id be the young barmaid who flirts with everyone
Most of us would be at home, crying into a pillow.
I will be outside smoking most of the time
but not wearing two coats. I'm from scotland FFS, I'll be out there in my vest.
I was hoping for more from this thread
FINE you're the girl that everyone fawns over and cant stop flirting with. Even though they know their attentions will be cruelly rebuked for some flash cunt who turns up a open top sports car
ffs
dude, did you get your period or something
I dont want to come to Manchester
on my period. How did you guess?
good, you and your pms can sit at home eating chocolate and crying
alone.
mite treet masen 2 a tkaway
n wtch bridgitt jones! Bliss :)
^the person who complains every week about the prices rising
i'd be the guy....
who tells everyone in the pub the same stories over and over again, and sees any new entrance as fresh ears for another yarn.
"hey, mikey
tell us that story again about the girl who vommed in your bed"
*rolls up sleeves*
so my parents had just gone to spain for two weeks.....
You actually would.
PS!! http://www.wearetbc.com/2011/08/monday-26th-september/
let's bloody do it.
but i'm only going if i can tell all the girls about the time that a girl was sick in my bed
I'm only going if you do that, too.
And I want you to use your three minutes with me to tell me the story.
So this Monday? Really? There is one on the tenth....
yeah, not this monday.
10th. let's do it on the tenth.
IT'S ON.
Work on your fake laugh, yeah?
I'd be
The tourist who happened to stumble upon a strange pub full of locals
that's the same with any newbie
at least if DiS was a pub we wouldn't all assume that any newcomer was CG under a new guise.
Cg? Who is CG? My name is Guy Incognito.
grouchland would be stuck outside, but he wouldn't care.
brightonb would be on the park bench on his own.
Cowcow would be playing on the pool table a lot.
This is probably the only correct one out of the thread so far.
You're all shit.
Oh
I'd be the sullen barman who takes ages to serve everyone and looks so pissed off that you think he might glass you.
Can I be frasier?
I'd be that guy who you see down the pub.
You know him, he's a nice bloke. Hangs out with crowd. One of Dave's mate. Nice guy. Never really spoken to him.
wouldn't you be the guy who downs shot after shot
and then people taunt you about it the next morning before posting the vid on youtube?
Fundamentally bland but occasionally coaxed into drunken idiocy?
Yeah, that still fits the bill.
:D
I tried a quick search to see if I could find the thread to find the youtube link, but it's pretty hard when your search terms are as generic as "morning" and "shots".
Kitchmo said he'd take it down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ56uj1IkEc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
He hasn't.
Shortly followed by:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQge_Yn-SLM&feature=player_embedded
fantastic :"D
I'm still trying to figure out how someone managed to work a reference to her ovaries into the commentary.
That was PO
I think she was saying something about how she felt motherly towards him.
I was feeling v maternal and disapproving of the high jinx
despite the fact that I'd probably sunk about as much as the birthday boy himself.
You bought me a very nice, very large glass of white wine.
Then someone put in a penny in it and I had to drink it all in one go :(
now those are some parenting techniques I can get behind
I remember passing it to him and saying
Josh, please don't down this in one, it's a rather fine Chablis :'''D
It lasted about 7 seconds.
It was the penny's fault!
It was lovely, mind.
The guy who watches in from the window
Then occasionally comes in for a pint, a packet of monster munch and a chat about the footy.
(A dis pub would be weird, there would be tons of people just looking in through the windows)
i'd be one of the guys who blend into the background, nobody notices
but is still almost always there
I'd be the former regular
who pops in from time to time just to review the odd movie, defend ricky gervais and back-up a funny meths comment.
OMG SADPUNK IS ONLINE!!!
A funny Meths comment?
You're no former regular.
he did one once.
i'm sure he did.
file not found
^^^
he'd also be the guy that starts the sing along to george michael or something equally as crap. which everyone would join in with.
^^^he'd be the guy quoting his favourite sitcom ALL NIGHT
basically, Colin from The Fast Show. I'd still join in though.
No wonder you're hardly ever sighted
if your modus operandi is leaping into action after funny meths comments. Even the telegraph operator still gets called into action a couple of times a year
shucks, sadpunk, jordan and TSoB would be the covers band
who played too-loud covers of Sweet Home Alabama, and the occasional bit of original material.
Meowington, msmonipenni, PO and chintzy would occasionally club together on karaoke nights and do the Shoop Shoop Song (PO on lead, the others on shoops)
:D
I did suggest Diana Ross and the Supremes.
*Katrina and the Waves
A gentleman's wash.
A gentleman's wash.
If you think there's any chance of getting a nosh.
is this to the tune of "on a rope"?
Go on then, just this once
use my arsehole as a cunt.
I like the sound of this.
We're called 'Dice Commentary'
superb!
Can I be the one stood by the pool table getting steadily pissed
and asking everyone if they want a game?
cheers.
I'll play you for the table
sure. It's not mine, but yeah.
And I'll 5-ball you.
i'd be mike
y'know, mike. 'im wit' tattoos that's seein' phil's dawhta
I would be the too eager pub quizzer who always insists that its a serious business and that we can seriously win
this pub is a sausage-fest
i'm off to the barley mow
you cannot resist my charms
i'd be drinking at home
cheers.
well i sneaked in, that's for sure
not a bad effort
the last thread i posted just before going to work hit 100 replies but this could've gone worse.
i guess i'd be the guy who starts a conversation and then fucks off to the toilets.