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My stomach is unhappy. But only two days until budget cage fighting!
is a BELM
but I find Jack Whitehall really annoying.
Inbetweeners will be a footnote once they start properly writing their own projects.
Even if they never write a funny line again, they'll still have careers based on those contacts.
Interestingly, Sweet was going to be in the Inbetweeners with Bird and Thomas, but because his hairline is receding, the producers thought he looked too old to play a teenager.
presumably someone made a "budgie cage fighting" joke, right?
I'm good thanks.
it was a grappling match, no striking, you don't wear protective gear to grapple
The Brentwood Centre is just a big leisure centre, so I imagine this will be pretty low-rent. But I have a real hankering to drink lager and watch some muscled-bound twats kick each other in the face for my amusement.
scored two, assisted three, and generally had a good game. we won by 3 goals. pretty good.
did you see the piece on bbc news this morning on two 8 year olds having a bjj match in a cage at some regional event? big hoo ha.
They grilled that Khalid chap who broke a mans leg in like 8 seconds when he didn't check his kick, spoke quite well on the subject. Shouldn't really be on a main card with adults drinking.
Bones v Rampage this weekend though is going to be BIG
in other news my hands are shredded after bouldering last night
awesome. i love bouldering. i need to get back into it. love rocking up to a face and just seeing what i can do...
last night i played in goal in our last pre season friendly. We won 4-2 and I made a one-on-one save, which i was happy about. Shit on corners and crosses though, so need to improve that. Hope this is just a stop gap, however.
I am v nervous about tonight. Me. Cooking. LOL. Going for a sausage pasta bake. I know this is taking an idea from meo but it'll be ok i reckon.
Let us know how it goes, verbal!
show her my the meal I suggested you cook. Better have my email address handy, though, because she'll be wanting to contact me to arrange a dinner date.
can i play for thames rangers or whatever they're called?
Tesco Finest do a good sausage with caramelised onion through it and they're good in bakes (slightly sweet- you'll need to get your seasoning right).
meths - will get back to you regarding football.
possibly. I haven't seen the recipe and have never made a pasta bake
it be reet.
trying to decide what to do this evening, I want to do something. Other than that, nothing to report.
At 14.30 I will be free of work for two and half weeks. I'll probably get my hair cut and drink some beers.
Until then. Boring boring work. Soundtracked by Husker Du and Jawbreaker.
Had my first Ready Brek of the season today. I fucking LOVE Ready Brek. Also listened to the Moon soundtrack on the way to work so now I'm in an uber good mood.
Tonight I'm gonna make fish finger sandwiches for me and Mr plasticniki. With wedges. ON NOM.
Last night seemed successful. I ate too much and said far too many rude things and grabbed Chintzys boob by mistake...so yes, GOOD.
Today will be boring but I must gym at lunch.
and it was the only thing I could grab.
It took you 45 minutes to think of that 'joke'
Go back to your girly Manhattan.
Can't believe I missed you and Chintzy lezzing up.
As will many others I reckon.
you missed out on a treat.
Cheap beer and sausage.
the lezzing up is optional ofc.
Would like to come.
When is it? Don't redirect me pls
I babysat the sister, played some xbox and watched the x-files. I'm only on the 4th episode, EVER. There is a long way to go. Seth Green was in one of them I watched last night. He was a cool dude.
Im very jealous
Guess I'll have to buy a whole new bike. What. A. Shame.
Today work should be a bit calmer than the last few days, though have an important meeting at 11.
Tonight I have the flat to myself, I think I'm going to try my hand at making Ham Croquetas
I did drink quite a few of them though.
WASRM SHOTS OF JACK DANIELS IN HALF PINT GLASSES?
I can remember shit stupid stuff from years ago but it seems can't remember things like meetings I have, such as this morning when took me a full 40 minutes before a i realized i had forgotten a meeting I had a 9 this morning. It's getting really fucking irritating
Had another argument with the gf last night. That'll teach me to have the fugazi album of the same name on a loop in the car.
Seriously though, I feel crap. Band later though.
Still in love with a boyfriended up girl. Shes definitely going to cause me to have a breakdown.
Or the Jacob's ladder ribs (half stack).
With a side of hot wings.
You're not in love with this girl, you're in love with the idea of the girl.
although I'm inclinded to say; Physician heal thyself
Alright, Romeo - just cos youve got the girls fawning all over you (duly noted though, thanks)
Burn her ends.....WAHEY!
i was thinking less S&M and more "it'll end in tears" (which, I guess could be the same thing)... but more "[you will] get burnt [when the non-existent relationship] ends"
CCB: ruining S&M fantasies since about ten minutes ago.
two peoples recomendations are all I need. Thanks
I used to be a pulled pork/burnt ends combo man but that changed when I had the beef short ribs.
and I dont want to be a sheeple. Also you seem manlier than hyg, and I dont want to come across as a hummous eating nancy boy
A large portion of last night was me and michael_w assuring each other that we are great, great men.
and you spent it gazing into each others eye telling each other how fantastic they are? Interesting
it was beautiful to observe
You know I can't resist an easy target like that.
Is why you arent getting any poon ;)
I could have had a dozen of them.
I sipped mine.
the bourbon was WAY better.
What was it? It was so good.
I think that's what's dripping out of my pores right now anyhow.
Someone remind me.
I was actually tempted by the bottle of port on the way home.
Put it this way- if my stomach continues to gurgle as it's been doing for the last 3 hours, there's going to be another fireball today.
I'm not for one minute going to blame the fact that I drank 5 drinks of 3 different varieties on an empty stomach, then inhlaled huge indigestible slabs of cow and pig, covered in varying hot sauces, and topped it all off with another 5 drinks of .... can't remember any more.
When I met Michael and the first drink he bought us was a shot of <insert whatever the hell it was here> I realised it would go brilliantly well.
Are there any free podcasts that play music?
Its just I accidentally wiped my Ipod in work and I have to go to the gym at lunch so I can't really go without music.
all songs considered.
also, how did you manage to accidentally wipe your ipod?
why you linked to it, it was the thread itself that the the fuck? referred to.
I plugged my ipod into my work laptop to charge and it just erased them all and left it with a million blank spotify playlists. ANGRY.
These thread titles haven't been helping.
Reckon I'm still a bit pissed.
I ate lentils for dinnder for the third night running last night.
now rousing myself with a combination of tea, berocca and generation terrorists. might even open the curtains soon.
i'm quite excited by the fact that i'm seeing josh t pearson on saturday night in cambridge, at a lovely venue.
you know it's been a good night when the attractive foreign waitress brings over a rack of complimentary shots to acknowledge your fellow diners good custom. that's livin'.
I've been so excited because my sister is visitting this weekend. Except she's not now. She's had a sore leg for a few weeks and yesterday finally got aroud to having it
and it turns out she's broken her leg. We were out at teh weekend, she was wearig high heels, dancing, running, skipping an dhopping. She even jumped up and down on her broken leg ni the kebab shop to show me how much it didn't really hurt and was 'only a scratch'. She's now in plaster and on crutches and not sure she can fly tomorrow. We were supposed to be going on a cruise on a paddle steamer tomorrow night, and teh tattoo convention on Sat, and meeting chintzy and mewo to get hammered on sunday. I'm so sad :'''(
but obviously I'm happy that at least she has now sought medical attention, the fucking mentalist.
Can she not get the train down? That may be easier and safer and they'll let her do that!
my mum is a bit nervous about LONDINIUM, its sheer size and its transport requirements anyway, so she will be imagining some kind of japes whereby I take her up tower bridge, hook her up to a zip slide and push her towards south london. So, mother will have been diong a big 'if you go to london you'll only end up breaking your other leg' type PR job on her. Seriously though, my worry is how she uses crutches and manages to wheel her case. Airport assistance and taxi from airport?.....Hm I'll have a think, thanks :)
This is so sucky?!
and plonk her outside her gate....also, she'll get first pick of the seat! then first off the plane too!
She would hate that but- assuming she's allowed to fly- I'm going to try and arrange it. She sounds so so upset. I need to do something to cheer her up. If her consultant will let her fly tomorrow, in principle, then I think I'll take a half-day tomorrow and go out and get her at airport. if she's not allowed to fly then, hmmm. I will need to think of something. xxx
or something. Outrageous behaviour
You don't know what has preceded this, nor what exchange of words passed. Whilst it's not unheard of for poilce to arrest people for no good reason, there's usually a reason of sorts.
was 'wearing the wrong shoes', maybe he called plod a cunt under his breath, or was part of a minority group (like the scottish tories).
Maybe he was lifted under section 44 of the TA.
after breaching one of the twee laws initiated under the whig govt in the 1830's.
Wherein scamps and vagabonds shall ne'er be seen within t'town boundries tween dawn an dusk. No face whiskers beyond a pennies breadth shall be kept, neither hair nor dress be in an unkempt state nor tweed of an unseasonable colour be seen.