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If so, can someone confirm that (a) his surname is not Laviscount and (b) this isn't him?
It all adds up.
so it can't be him.
laviscount! La Viscount! Hi, I'm Lucien... La Viscount! And I'm sooooooooooo fit. However, I am having sex with Kerry Katona.
it's a sham yeah?
anyway, we nearly broke DiS last time meowington's m(i)en was discussed
but Lucien is an acception to the rule.
you can't have two exceptions from the rule
That would just be cruel and denying myself of the occassional beaut.
I know he's pretty desperate to buy me a pint, but I'm just not that interested.
My gym mitts and whey protein shaker have worked wonders with my upper body, but they've not helped my gut out even a little bit.
Lots of people have decent ab muscles but you just can't see them because there's a layer of fat over them. And you can't target fat reduction to just one area, so you have to reduce it all over before you get to see any sexy bumps on your stomach.
God, now I'm really going to be sitting up nights worrying about them
Are they a thing?
I'm giving serious thought to getting a headband. This hair isn't going to keep out of my face by itself. I get the feeling something like that will irreversibly change the perception I have of myself though, and not in a good way
lol j/k, we actually talk about how good-looking we are.
always makes me laugh
you're almost as bad a human being as he is
and the sex about oral sex and Fritzes the other day
*I meant the THING about oral sex and Fritzes the other day
He's getting too big for those cowboy boots. And plus, they'd look better on me.
but I don't even know who he is
I'm constantly being dogged by accusations of my decline. DanielKelly and JohnM have actual placards
Elvis wouldn't have died a lardy loner on the shitter if he'd had me around.
you're saying you like Lucien? What a loser. You're probably dry gay for him.
...And then I woke up.
truly he is a sick and twisted man
but I 'didn't see the PM'
instead I watched the game next to 3 17 year olds who spent the whole game alledging all the Irish players were in the IRA
I should get to Lucien in Spring 2015.
so I'd be delighted to meet you all. Should we book a time and place now? Just get something in the diary?
is the dis cambridge 'wish you were here' meet up still on?
it has proved pretty much impossible to get you, sadpunk and shucks in the same place at the same time (making me think that you tricked me with optical illusions when i last met you all).
I said to him, I said 'brother, you are going down' and he just looked at me. Then he was at the airport and I shot him.
One can dream.