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She must have someone to do everything for her. How could you even brush your hair?
case in point: ...is the fastest wedding chapel in the world...
what. the. fuck.
also, when i was younger i bought an OLD copy, just so I could have a look at them. and my mum has a copy of 1968 or something.
They total 6 metres. 6 METRES of fingernails. Shudder.
but I think the Guinness World Records people do check things out quite thoroughly.
I suppose Twin Galaxies even came good in the end.
wants its meme back bro.
(tapdancing with Roy Castle for 8 million millenia - new heaven record)
who makes her sub do all that. Pretty difficult otherwise. She must be forever stabbing herself.
The gimp's locked up under the stairs at home. What then? WHAT THEN?
Is there something wrong with this?
Can't wipe your arse with your teeth though
Thats disgusting. Fruit stickers are the worst kind of stickers.
I've let my teeth grow out too long like her nails
what's Hugh Laurie's weirdo record?
most watched show on television?
<<Hey Chris. Me and the guys are going bowling. Wanna come?>>
Of course she has servants to do stuff for her. She's called 'The Duchess'. You think that's just a nickname?
as if he just woke up from a nap and loads of Daleks surrounded him.
THIRTEEN DOGS ON A SKIPPING ROPE.
of course they're more advanced than ours