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nothing about Scarlett Johansson's boobies?

moousee [Edit] [Delete] 123 replies 00:33 September 15th, 2011

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/a958114a-3/Someones-leaked-some-nude-photos-of-Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

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what is she lying on?!

A big beige marshmallow?

Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
some people call them BEDS Scout.

moousee @Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/2c704c61-d/Someones-leaked-some-nude-photos-of-Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

moousee | 15 Sep '11, 00:38 | X | ^ This | Reply

Oh_Shangri-La this'd this
It looks like she has a lump

Probably an optical illusion

untrue | 15 Sep '11, 00:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
some kind of furry blanket?

or a MASSIVE BEAR.

lameosaur @Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
Totoro

^x^

Cementimental @lameosaur | 15 Sep '11, 00:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antelope, podge, fidel_catstro, and menindrag this'd this
Celebrity nude pictures are always so disappointing

If you'd told me a year ago that I'd be looking at Scarlett Johansson's tits, I'd have been fucking landed. Now I am and I'm just thinking "Fair enough".

rhodria | 15 Sep '11, 01:10 | X | ^ This | Reply

politelydeclined this'd this
I'm always curious as to why they do this

They must know that if something happens with whoever they've sent it to, they'll probably sell it to the papers or whatever.

meowington | 15 Sep '11, 08:24 | X | ^ This | Reply

Noblet and Slicky this'd this
oh man

i just looked at these at work, oops

Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 08:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
Rookie

I'm loading them up on my phone RIGHT NOW

DanielKelly @Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 08:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

justanothersheeldz, waffle, meowington, DaisyFlower, and countzero this'd this
Technically it's only one boobie.

I feel lied to, cheated and aroused.

rogerjones52 | 15 Sep '11, 08:50 | X | ^ This | Reply

robluvsnic this'd this
i thought it would open a news story!

i didnt notice the .jpg in my early morning haze

going to be on edge if a manager asks me for a 'chat' today

Noblet @DanielKelly | 15 Sep '11, 08:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
apparently these were hacked off her phone

guntrip @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 08:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
still, why was she taking weird nude pictures of herself?

do people do that?
The one with her boob out just makes her look like she's got weird boob.

meowington @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
her arse was a fairly prominent feature of lost in translation

so it's fair enough really.

colon_closed_bracket | 15 Sep '11, 09:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
people most definitely do take pictures like that.

at least going on some of the pics I used to get sent on myspace.

Boys don't seem to do it though.

fullerov @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 09:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
Are there any of her minge?

Balonz | 15 Sep '11, 09:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
probs not her

DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
probs is

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/scarlett-johansson-enlists-fbi-to-investigate-nude-photo-leak/2011/09/14/gIQA9HqUSK_blog.html

guntrip @DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
(.Y.)

mac_daddy | 15 Sep '11, 09:55 | X | ^ This | Reply

brusma and meowington this'd this
Is there another picture??

skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 09:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
in that case

we're handling/ogling stolen goods, this thread should be shut down.

DarwinDude @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
can you just get the fbi to do any old shit for you

if you're an A-Lister.

`Hello FBI? Someone has seen my boobs, I enlist thee.`

zxcvbnm- @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
I'd sure like to be handling those goods

robluvsnic @DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
good luck with that

DarwinDude @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 10:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

robluvsnic this'd this
was thinking the same thing

robluvsnic @zxcvbnm- | 15 Sep '11, 10:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Apparently so, according to the Washington Post article

I'm not googling for it though.

DaisyFlower @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
Yeah, from people taking pictures with the intent on sending them to someone

meowington @fullerov | 15 Sep '11, 10:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
hahahahahahaha ^

84joe @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
they have tech and white collar crimes divisions you know

it's not just hunting terrorists and aliens

guntrip @zxcvbnm- | 15 Sep '11, 10:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
:D

menindrag @Cementimental | 15 Sep '11, 10:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

elevatormusic and Oh_Shangri-La this'd this
both of them are linked in this thread already

guntrip @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
weird? really?

they look pretty natural to me, she's quite refreshingly normal-bodied I'd say.

oenso @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 10:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Missed it.

She has a very decent bum, fair play to her.

skellywager @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 10:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
She's got a good body

but he boob looks weird from that angle.

meowington @oenso | 15 Sep '11, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
Men don't do it

Because noone would want to see that.

spit-fire @fullerov | 15 Sep '11, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
lovely ars

boob photo disapointing though. Her face looks odd.

Lovely butt though. Fair play. And whoever says that they have NEVER taken a photos naked is lying.

marilyninthesky | 15 Sep '11, 11:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

thosegoldsounds this'd this
hah,

are you sure about that son?

Severed799 @marilyninthesky | 15 Sep '11, 11:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
yes dad

marilyninthesky @Severed799 | 15 Sep '11, 11:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I haven't looked at these photos

OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER

amnuck | 15 Sep '11, 12:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
You've looked at them out of respect to yourself though

right?

spit-fire @amnuck | 15 Sep '11, 12:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
well, I can't look at them at work

and didn't really have time to use the internet last night

STILL...RESPECT

amnuck @spit-fire | 15 Sep '11, 12:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm... I'm just so happy

Epimer | 15 Sep '11, 12:16 | X | ^ This | Reply

josh this'd this
Sorry dude,

I wasn't really interested in the story, just the boobs themselves.

moousee @Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 13:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
Top marks to whoever wrote the Metro's headline:

*FBI to look closely at naked Scarlett shots*

Yeah, I bet they will.

joeymahone | 15 Sep '11, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
I saw one earlier that said FBI to probe Johansson butt pics

I haven't seen the print version, but we can only hope the final word wasn't across the fold

Lucien @joeymahone | 15 Sep '11, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sam Matterface can explain it for you

http://twitpic.com/6kobz7

84joe @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

brusma, Antpocalypsenow, and wrightylew this'd this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVlk4F2qkw

xylopwn @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
love when this happens and the internet is all 'meh, disappointing'`

i mean honestly, what were you expecting? UNREALISTIC PHOTOSHOP BEAUTY STANDARDS GONE MAD

tiramisu | 15 Sep '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

84joe and asita this'd this
Other good ones from Google news include

Nude Scarlett Johansson Photos Get the FBI's Attention

Tap that - FBI called in after nude phone hack

Scarlett Johansson Bares All in Leaked Photos; Really Her? (See!)

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
*was

Smee @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
>

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3694/chitty.jpg

ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
I think that final one may have been penned by chitty2000

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
It's the forbidden 25%

spit-fire @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
Stoked for him

Today must be the most exciting day of his life

Lucien @ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
Every time

:')

DanielKelly @ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply

mac_daddy and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
It's like having egg and chips but the egg doesn't have a yolk

and you've not got any sauces.

Balonz @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
people into female nipples - have a serious problem

no it's called being heterosexual, dear.

CrispinAlexander @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
pretty odd.

she looks like a lad in the first one.

wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
'people' into female nipples

are all heterosexual? hmm interesting, darling

tiramisu @CrispinAlexander | 15 Sep '11, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
How come Scarlett Johansson has a reputation for being attractive?

How did that happen?

Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
On accounts of how she's really attractive

Antpocalypsenow @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
notsureifserious

84joe @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
not all of us hate everything?

brusma @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
^cock in hand

zxcvbnm- @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
i knew there was something wrong with that sentence

CrispinAlexander @tiramisu | 15 Sep '11, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
are you fcking blind

wrightylew @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
oh hey look everyone zapsta's going against popular opinion

[i]he's just so cool[/i]

CrispinAlexander @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
You're the one who said she looks like a fucking bloke!

Zapsta @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
I like everything EXCEPT the nipple

In fact I throw up if I see one.

How grown up am I?

zxcvbnm- @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply

Lucien and manbearpig this'd this
She looks a bit like someone who posts on here, actually

Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can't say who now

Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
You all know who I mean though

Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
I get this all the time

zxcvbnm- @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply

diabetic_lucifer this'd this
:')

Zapsta @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
We'll stop being excited by boobs

when you stop being cock-a-hoop for...erm...cock.

Royter-Hatfood @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
Erm... no

Some girls have big frying-pan nipples and some girls have little bullet nipples. Stop trolling.

Zapsta @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
And people say chivalry is dead

Antpocalypsenow @poosie | 15 Sep '11, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
yeah but it's a bit misleading to paint it as weird on an individual level

when it's more of a deeply ingrained cultural fetishization than an individually determined psychological thing. freud was totes into compulsory heterosexuality, anyway

tiramisu @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
fucking hell.

freddiehubbard @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
yeah in that pic!

normally she's poontastic.

wrightylew @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Lucky for him it leaked today while people are focused elsewhere

http://tinyurl.com/3djvrbj

Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Probably for the best

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
404 Not Found

robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fuck it

http://tinyurl.com/6e9k4cq

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply

DanielKelly this'd this
was worth the wait

robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
Give me some nipple

Balonz @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
Is that allowed or is that too far?

I think I might take it down

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
i knew you'd say this

the reason people care more about SJ's boobs (and ass) is because she's a big famous movie star, which makes it feel more like you're seeing naked shots of somebody you actually know.

you're being intentionally dense about the complexity of sexual attraction to make another 'lol men are obsessive pigs' point.

CrispinAlexander @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
If you look like a bloke when people can see your boobs

it's likely you look like a bloke all the time.

Zapsta @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
DELETED

for the good of mankind

Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
^ discarded Topman tshirt idea

amnuck @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

minicab_adi this'd this
too late

I downloaded it onto my phone, which I've now discovered has just been hacked

robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
.

robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
Tremendous backside

Gringo @moousee | 15 Sep '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
. .

moousee @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
not in any of the links so far

robluvsnic @moousee | 15 Sep '11, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
403 forbidden

The file has been removed due to violation of Image Shack terms of service or by user request

Lets see it, don't take it down

Gringo @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
that was my eyes.

moousee @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 16:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
Do you mean me?

I have been told I look like her. I've also been told I look like Kylie Minogue.

meowington @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 16:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
MAYBE

Zapsta @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 17:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
:)

meowington @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
FBI's been called in about this

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/84565,people,news,scarlett-johansson-calls-in-fbi-over-nude-pictures

One of the many reasons we don't allow people to post actual photos on DiS...

sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
what are the other reasons?

moousee @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
lemonsharkparty

sean @moousee | 17 Sep '11, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://rlv.zcache.com/fbi_female_body_inspector_tshirt-p235424131217797079cisa_400.jpg

Cementimental @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/guntrip/DiSlols.jpg

JGJug @moousee | 17 Sep '11, 10:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
Female Body Inspectors

Amirite?

spiritofjazz @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
halcyon days

josh @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 10:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
look up

moousee @spiritofjazz | 17 Sep '11, 10:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
still love the lonesome "no wonder we don't get html" on the left hand side

guntrip @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 21:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
ah back when the site worked like a dream

JustJay @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 21:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Ah, HTML day

Teepee_uk @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 22:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
jesus absolute christ

Ryu_ @wishpig | 18 Sep '11, 06:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

manbearpig this'd this
that's called a 'breast'

politelydeclined @untrue | 18 Sep '11, 08:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
testing testing

1, 2, 3

DJ_Ones | 15 Jan '12, 17:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
norks

headlights. hooters. ain't nothin finer.

DJ_Ones @DJ_Ones | 15 Jan '12, 17:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
is she?

http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

DarwinDude @oenso | 15 Jan '12, 18:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

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