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nothing about Scarlett Johansson's boobies?

moousee [Edit] [Delete] 123 replies 00:33 September 15th, 2011

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/a958114a-3/Someones-leaked-some-nude-photos-of-Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

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what is she lying on?!

A big beige marshmallow?

Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- some people call them BEDS Scout.
  
  moousee @Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
- some kind of furry blanket?
  
  or a MASSIVE BEAR.
  
  lameosaur @Scout | 15 Sep '11, 00:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Totoro
    
    ^x^
    
    Cementimental @lameosaur | 15 Sep '11, 00:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    Antelope, podge, fidel_catstro, and menindrag this'd this
    - :D
      
      menindrag @Cementimental | 15 Sep '11, 10:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      elevatormusic and Oh_Shangri-La this'd this
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/2c704c61-d/Someones-leaked-some-nude-photos-of-Scarlett-Johansson.jpg

moousee | 15 Sep '11, 00:38 | X | ^ This | Reply

Oh_Shangri-La this'd this
- Tremendous backside
  
  Gringo @moousee | 15 Sep '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
It looks like she has a lump

Probably an optical illusion

untrue | 15 Sep '11, 00:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- that's called a 'breast'
  
  politelydeclined @untrue | 18 Sep '11, 08:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
Celebrity nude pictures are always so disappointing

If you'd told me a year ago that I'd be looking at Scarlett Johansson's tits, I'd have been fucking landed. Now I am and I'm just thinking "Fair enough".

rhodria | 15 Sep '11, 01:10 | X | ^ This | Reply

politelydeclined this'd this
I'm always curious as to why they do this

They must know that if something happens with whoever they've sent it to, they'll probably sell it to the papers or whatever.

meowington | 15 Sep '11, 08:24 | X | ^ This | Reply

Noblet and Slicky this'd this
- apparently these were hacked off her phone
  
  guntrip @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 08:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - still, why was she taking weird nude pictures of herself?
    
    do people do that?
    The one with her boob out just makes her look like she's got weird boob.
    
    meowington @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - people most definitely do take pictures like that.
      
      at least going on some of the pics I used to get sent on myspace.
      
      Boys don't seem to do it though.
      
      fullerov @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 09:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Yeah, from people taking pictures with the intent on sending them to someone
        
        meowington @fullerov | 15 Sep '11, 10:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Men don't do it
        
        Because noone would want to see that.
        
        spit-fire @fullerov | 15 Sep '11, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - weird? really?
      
      they look pretty natural to me, she's quite refreshingly normal-bodied I'd say.
      
      oenso @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 10:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - She's got a good body
        
        but he boob looks weird from that angle.
        
        meowington @oenso | 15 Sep '11, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - is she?
        
        http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
        
        DarwinDude @oenso | 15 Jan '12, 18:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
oh man

i just looked at these at work, oops

Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 08:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Rookie
  
  I'm loading them up on my phone RIGHT NOW
  
  DanielKelly @Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 08:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  justanothersheeldz, waffle, meowington, DaisyFlower, and countzero this'd this
  - i thought it would open a news story!
    
    i didnt notice the .jpg in my early morning haze
    
    going to be on edge if a manager asks me for a 'chat' today
    
    Noblet @DanielKelly | 15 Sep '11, 08:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Sorry dude,
      
      I wasn't really interested in the story, just the boobs themselves.
      
      moousee @Noblet | 15 Sep '11, 13:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
Technically it's only one boobie.

I feel lied to, cheated and aroused.

rogerjones52 | 15 Sep '11, 08:50 | X | ^ This | Reply

robluvsnic this'd this
her arse was a fairly prominent feature of lost in translation

so it's fair enough really.

colon_closed_bracket | 15 Sep '11, 09:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Are there any of her minge?

Balonz | 15 Sep '11, 09:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
probs not her

DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- probs is
  
  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/scarlett-johansson-enlists-fbi-to-investigate-nude-photo-leak/2011/09/14/gIQA9HqUSK_blog.html
  
  guntrip @DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - in that case
    
    we're handling/ogling stolen goods, this thread should be shut down.
    
    DarwinDude @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'd sure like to be handling those goods
      
      robluvsnic @DarwinDude | 15 Sep '11, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - good luck with that
        
        DarwinDude @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 10:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        robluvsnic this'd this
  - can you just get the fbi to do any old shit for you
    
    if you're an A-Lister.
    
    `Hello FBI? Someone has seen my boobs, I enlist thee.`
    
    zxcvbnm- @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 09:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    andyvine this'd this
    - was thinking the same thing
      
      robluvsnic @zxcvbnm- | 15 Sep '11, 10:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - they have tech and white collar crimes divisions you know
      
      it's not just hunting terrorists and aliens
      
      guntrip @zxcvbnm- | 15 Sep '11, 10:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
(.Y.)

mac_daddy | 15 Sep '11, 09:55 | X | ^ This | Reply

brusma and meowington this'd this
Is there another picture??

skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 09:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Apparently so, according to the Washington Post article
  
  I'm not googling for it though.
  
  DaisyFlower @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hahahahahahaha ^
  
  84joe @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
- both of them are linked in this thread already
  
  guntrip @skellywager | 15 Sep '11, 10:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Missed it.
    
    She has a very decent bum, fair play to her.
    
    skellywager @guntrip | 15 Sep '11, 10:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
lovely ars

boob photo disapointing though. Her face looks odd.

Lovely butt though. Fair play. And whoever says that they have NEVER taken a photos naked is lying.

marilyninthesky | 15 Sep '11, 11:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

thosegoldsounds this'd this
- hah,
  
  are you sure about that son?
  
  Severed799 @marilyninthesky | 15 Sep '11, 11:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - yes dad
    
    marilyninthesky @Severed799 | 15 Sep '11, 11:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I haven't looked at these photos

OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER

amnuck | 15 Sep '11, 12:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You've looked at them out of respect to yourself though
  
  right?
  
  spit-fire @amnuck | 15 Sep '11, 12:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - well, I can't look at them at work
    
    and didn't really have time to use the internet last night
    
    STILL...RESPECT
    
    amnuck @spit-fire | 15 Sep '11, 12:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm... I'm just so happy

Epimer | 15 Sep '11, 12:16 | X | ^ This | Reply

josh this'd this
Top marks to whoever wrote the Metro's headline:

*FBI to look closely at naked Scarlett shots*

Yeah, I bet they will.

joeymahone | 15 Sep '11, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I saw one earlier that said FBI to probe Johansson butt pics
  
  I haven't seen the print version, but we can only hope the final word wasn't across the fold
  
  Lucien @joeymahone | 15 Sep '11, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Other good ones from Google news include
    
    Nude Scarlett Johansson Photos Get the FBI's Attention
    
    Tap that - FBI called in after nude phone hack
    
    Scarlett Johansson Bares All in Leaked Photos; Really Her? (See!)
    
    Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I think that final one may have been penned by chitty2000
      
      Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *was
    
    Smee @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
TITTIES

i think people who are excited/interested in stuff like this have a serious problem - why are they obsessed with nipples? SJ has worn many low cut tops - we've all seen at least 75% of her breast area. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THIS MAKE?

wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Sam Matterface can explain it for you
  
  http://twitpic.com/6kobz7
  
  84joe @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  brusma, Antpocalypsenow, and wrightylew this'd this
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVlk4F2qkw
  
  xylopwn @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It's the forbidden 25%
  
  spit-fire @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - yes but have you never seen a breast before
    
    they're all much of a muchness really.
    
    wishpig @spit-fire | 15 Sep '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - We'll stop being excited by boobs
      
      when you stop being cock-a-hoop for...erm...cock.
      
      Royter-Hatfood @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Erm... no
      
      Some girls have big frying-pan nipples and some girls have little bullet nipples. Stop trolling.
      
      Zapsta @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i knew you'd say this
      
      the reason people care more about SJ's boobs (and ass) is because she's a big famous movie star, which makes it feel more like you're seeing naked shots of somebody you actually know.
      
      you're being intentionally dense about the complexity of sexual attraction to make another 'lol men are obsessive pigs' point.
      
      CrispinAlexander @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It's like having egg and chips but the egg doesn't have a yolk
  
  and you've not got any sauces.
  
  Balonz @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- people into female nipples - have a serious problem
  
  no it's called being heterosexual, dear.
  
  CrispinAlexander @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - 'people' into female nipples
    
    are all heterosexual? hmm interesting, darling
    
    tiramisu @CrispinAlexander | 15 Sep '11, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i knew there was something wrong with that sentence
      
      CrispinAlexander @tiramisu | 15 Sep '11, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it's actually called being a tiny baby
    
    freudian fetish much?
    
    wishpig @CrispinAlexander | 15 Sep '11, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I like everything EXCEPT the nipple
      
      In fact I throw up if I see one.
      
      How grown up am I?
      
      zxcvbnm- @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Lucien and manbearpig this'd this
    - :')
      
      Zapsta @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - yeah but it's a bit misleading to paint it as weird on an individual level
      
      when it's more of a deeply ingrained cultural fetishization than an individually determined psychological thing. freud was totes into compulsory heterosexuality, anyway
      
      tiramisu @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
- fucking hell.
  
  freddiehubbard @wishpig | 15 Sep '11, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- jesus absolute christ
  
  Ryu_ @wishpig | 18 Sep '11, 06:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  manbearpig this'd this
love when this happens and the internet is all 'meh, disappointing'`

i mean honestly, what were you expecting? UNREALISTIC PHOTOSHOP BEAUTY STANDARDS GONE MAD

tiramisu | 15 Sep '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

84joe and asita this'd this
>

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/3694/chitty.jpg

ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stoked for him
  
  Today must be the most exciting day of his life
  
  Lucien @ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Every time
  
  :')
  
  DanielKelly @ehwhat | 15 Sep '11, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  mac_daddy and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
pretty odd.

she looks like a lad in the first one.

wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^cock in hand
  
  zxcvbnm- @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
How come Scarlett Johansson has a reputation for being attractive?

How did that happen?

Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- On accounts of how she's really attractive
  
  Antpocalypsenow @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- notsureifserious
  
  84joe @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- not all of us hate everything?
  
  brusma @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- are you fcking blind
  
  wrightylew @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You're the one who said she looks like a fucking bloke!
    
    Zapsta @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - She looks a bit like someone who posts on here, actually
      
      Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Can't say who now
        
        Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        You all know who I mean though
        
        Zapsta @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Do you mean me?
        
        I have been told I look like her. I've also been told I look like Kylie Minogue.
        
        meowington @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 16:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        MAYBE
        
        Zapsta @meowington | 15 Sep '11, 17:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :)
        
        meowington @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I get this all the time
        
        zxcvbnm- @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        diabetic_lucifer this'd this
    - yeah in that pic!
      
      normally she's poontastic.
      
      wrightylew @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - If you look like a bloke when people can see your boobs
        
        it's likely you look like a bloke all the time.
        
        Zapsta @wrightylew | 15 Sep '11, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ^ discarded Topman tshirt idea
        
        amnuck @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        minicab_adi this'd this
- And people say chivalry is dead
  
  Antpocalypsenow @poosie | 15 Sep '11, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
- oh hey look everyone zapsta's going against popular opinion
  
  [i]he's just so cool[/i]
  
  CrispinAlexander @Zapsta | 15 Sep '11, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
Lucky for him it leaked today while people are focused elsewhere

http://tinyurl.com/3djvrbj

Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Probably for the best
  
  Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Fuck it
    
    http://tinyurl.com/6e9k4cq
    
    Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    DanielKelly this'd this
    - was worth the wait
      
      robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Give me some nipple
      
      Balonz @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Is that allowed or is that too far?
      
      I think I might take it down
      
      Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - DELETED
        
        for the good of mankind
        
        Lucien @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        too late
        
        I downloaded it onto my phone, which I've now discovered has just been hacked
        
        robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - 403 forbidden
      
      The file has been removed due to violation of Image Shack terms of service or by user request
      
      Lets see it, don't take it down
      
      Gringo @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- 404 Not Found
  
  robluvsnic @Lucien | 15 Sep '11, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
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robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- . .
  
  moousee @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - not in any of the links so far
    
    robluvsnic @moousee | 15 Sep '11, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - that was my eyes.
      
      moousee @robluvsnic | 15 Sep '11, 16:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
FBI's been called in about this

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/84565,people,news,scarlett-johansson-calls-in-fbi-over-nude-pictures

One of the many reasons we don't allow people to post actual photos on DiS...

sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- what are the other reasons?
  
  moousee @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - lemonsharkparty
    
    sean @moousee | 17 Sep '11, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/guntrip/DiSlols.jpg
    
    JGJug @moousee | 17 Sep '11, 10:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - halcyon days
      
      josh @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 10:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - still love the lonesome "no wonder we don't get html" on the left hand side
      
      guntrip @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 21:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ah back when the site worked like a dream
      
      JustJay @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 21:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Ah, HTML day
      
      Teepee_uk @JGJug | 17 Sep '11, 22:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://rlv.zcache.com/fbi_female_body_inspector_tshirt-p235424131217797079cisa_400.jpg
  
  Cementimental @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Female Body Inspectors
  
  Amirite?
  
  spiritofjazz @sean | 17 Sep '11, 10:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - look up
    
    moousee @spiritofjazz | 17 Sep '11, 10:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
testing testing

1, 2, 3

DJ_Ones | 15 Jan '12, 17:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- norks
  
  headlights. hooters. ain't nothin finer.
  
  DJ_Ones @DJ_Ones | 15 Jan '12, 17:08 | X | ^ This | Reply

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