A big beige marshmallow?
or a MASSIVE BEAR.
Probably an optical illusion
If you'd told me a year ago that I'd be looking at Scarlett Johansson's tits, I'd have been fucking landed. Now I am and I'm just thinking "Fair enough".
They must know that if something happens with whoever they've sent it to, they'll probably sell it to the papers or whatever.
do people do that?
The one with her boob out just makes her look like she's got weird boob.
at least going on some of the pics I used to get sent on myspace.
Boys don't seem to do it though.
Because noone would want to see that.
they look pretty natural to me, she's quite refreshingly normal-bodied I'd say.
but he boob looks weird from that angle.
i just looked at these at work, oops
I'm loading them up on my phone RIGHT NOW
i didnt notice the .jpg in my early morning haze
going to be on edge if a manager asks me for a 'chat' today
I wasn't really interested in the story, just the boobs themselves.
I feel lied to, cheated and aroused.
so it's fair enough really.
we're handling/ogling stolen goods, this thread should be shut down.
if you're an A-Lister.
`Hello FBI? Someone has seen my boobs, I enlist thee.`
it's not just hunting terrorists and aliens
I'm not googling for it though.
She has a very decent bum, fair play to her.
boob photo disapointing though. Her face looks odd.
Lovely butt though. Fair play. And whoever says that they have NEVER taken a photos naked is lying.
are you sure about that son?
OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER
and didn't really have time to use the internet last night
*FBI to look closely at naked Scarlett shots*
Yeah, I bet they will.
I haven't seen the print version, but we can only hope the final word wasn't across the fold
Nude Scarlett Johansson Photos Get the FBI's Attention
Tap that - FBI called in after nude phone hack
Scarlett Johansson Bares All in Leaked Photos; Really Her? (See!)
when you stop being cock-a-hoop for...erm...cock.
Some girls have big frying-pan nipples and some girls have little bullet nipples. Stop trolling.
the reason people care more about SJ's boobs (and ass) is because she's a big famous movie star, which makes it feel more like you're seeing naked shots of somebody you actually know.
you're being intentionally dense about the complexity of sexual attraction to make another 'lol men are obsessive pigs' point.
and you've not got any sauces.
no it's called being heterosexual, dear.
are all heterosexual? hmm interesting, darling
In fact I throw up if I see one.
How grown up am I?
when it's more of a deeply ingrained cultural fetishization than an individually determined psychological thing. freud was totes into compulsory heterosexuality, anyway
i mean honestly, what were you expecting? UNREALISTIC PHOTOSHOP BEAUTY STANDARDS GONE MAD
Today must be the most exciting day of his life
she looks like a lad in the first one.
How did that happen?
I have been told I look like her. I've also been told I look like Kylie Minogue.
normally she's poontastic.
it's likely you look like a bloke all the time.
[i]he's just so cool[/i]
I think I might take it down
for the good of mankind
I downloaded it onto my phone, which I've now discovered has just been hacked
The file has been removed due to violation of Image Shack terms of service or by user request
Lets see it, don't take it down
One of the many reasons we don't allow people to post actual photos on DiS...
1, 2, 3
headlights. hooters. ain't nothin finer.