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Fuck blue shells.
Fuck rainbow road.
Fuck the guy who picks rainbow road every time and gets it twice in a row.
I only did about 5 races.
I haven't done much maths since gcse mind.
There is no better way of making a good friend very angry.
easily the best one.
Blue shells are quite annoying but you can escape them if you're REALLY GOOD. I did it once. Proudest day of my life.
I was really good as well. Had a rating of about 8 i think. That's really good. Not as good as the weirdos who know all the cheats and finish about a lap ahead of everyone else, but still.
they are pure and utter scum when they rob you of certain victory though
people who keep picking the same tracks annoy me too. i remember one guy kept on picking shy guy beach (no idea why, horrendous track, fucking crab bastards) and the game kept selecting it, was like 5 times in a row. was simultaneously quite funny, annoying and baffling.
whoever thought that was a good idea needs a punch in the stomach
In my head they're called jesus bullets, but they're probably not
i like them. Jesus Bullets. Also I keep refering to weapons as presents., Me playing MarioKart sounds like this:
oh no...oh shit..oh no...ooh yay I got a present. FUCK YES IT'S A JESUS BULLET IN YOUR FACE